Everything is Going well for Me.

I Have Nothing to Give me Troubles.

There Is Always The Threat Of Tapir

somebody: If you had a superpower, what would it be?

most people: *some comic book shit*

me:

Pope Paul III If You Are Listening.

Me (Seymour) I Tripped On A Stone And I Am Too Fat To Get Up. If You Are Out There. Please.

Alessandro…

I don’t even know why we have shitpost generators when Tumblr mobile is itself just a shitpost garbage app

i cant believe communismkills is dead…. i miss her so much…….sometimes i can still hear her voice..

Spreading rumors of someone dying is not funny.

Oh No I’ve Omitted A Sin

Eating ass on a plane

Call that skyrim

i absolutely hate this

im wheezing

y'all b taking advantage of people n treating them like shit just because u know they have a genuine weak spot for u and that’s really fucked up

Tha internet is now a religion and tumblr done became tha goddamn church...

Finna delete dis website within tha weeks.

how are you planning on deleting the website 

sometimes it never crosses my mind

sometimes it makes me want to wash up on the fucking pier

lol