IVE BEEN WAITING ALL YEAR TO POST THIS YOU DONT EVEN KNOW
I’m crying.
misspwettykitty
i scheduled this a year ago..
Scheduling for every year
normalize being in your 20's without a drivers license. normalize being in your 60's without a drivers license. normalize never ever getting your license. death to automobiles peace and love on planet earth
an endless list of favourite movies
↳ Matilda (1996)
Everyone is born, but not everyone is born the same. Some will grow to be butchers, or bakers, or candlestick makers. Some will only be really good at making Jell-O salad. One way or another, though, every human being is unique, for better or for worse.
It’s almost as if experienced and trained workers aren’t easily replaceable on short notice when they strike en masse
IVE BEEN WAITING ALL YEAR TO POST THIS YOU DONT EVEN KNOW
I’m crying.
misspwettykitty
i scheduled this a year ago..
Scheduling for every year
Tumblr girls will wash the dishes and know that won't make for an interesting text post so they say "I'm in my dish washing era"
banshees-deactivated20180812
i ate chef boyardee and began to cry bro that shit was so bad… i had noodles i could have eaten those
gayunclejunkrat
got a huge bounty for whoevers first to rig up a raspberry pi to play scream and fart sounds compilation on whatever channel this uses
Rickroll. On endless repeat.
Satanic metal. Bonus points if you do it in Oklahoma.
I have a lot of religion-related trauma and I find it so difficult to not think negative thoughts about people who believe in religion. I don't want that, but every time I see scriptures and quotes and anything, I see my trauma live and in the flesh. It's like a monster that I can't escape because it's everywhere.
pc-engine-duo-deactivated201711
i hope donkey kong walks into my house and smashes a barrel over my head killing me instantly
nyanguardparty
this is literally a world heritage post, the inception of “killing me instantly”
An unfortunate coincidence
For those in my inbox who asked, The person messaging me is very annoying, that’s why their name is annoying
Technically true.
He got the job.
He takes his job seriously.
Prof Rad over on youtube dubbed the Wolf Hunter comic (click here)!
Go check it out and give them some support! :) (also the end killed me haha) ₍ᐢ•ﻌ•ᐢ₎
The farmer sheared the sheep, and it was used to make a gift for Wolf Hunter, so…
sammigruber
It got better!🥺💙
not only do i support lil nas x appropriating characters and symbols from christianity to make horny, campy gay hip-hop videos, i think this sets the bar for lgbt media in the future. fuck that "were just like you!" respectability shit. i need all gay artists to make their work exactly as hostile and disrespectful to the christian right as the christian right has been to gay people for all of its history.
All you anti milkers are fools. Imagine a milkless world. No cakes nor pies. What are you putting in your coffee to cool it down? Water? Appley juice? I hate all of you.
body positivity thats just like “dont worry men will still have sex with you” ... like girl who is that helping