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WhimsicalWitch

@whimsicalwitchm

INFP. Australian and proud. Aquarius, hopeless romantic with ASD. Crazy cat lady and beginner witch. Almost 30 😩
Loves Owl House, Buffy, Marvel, The Hobbit/LOTR and many, many other fandoms. Also sparkly things. Trying to write a novel. I DO NOT support JKR and her transphobia.

unfortunately if you are an old friend of mine i will always care about you no matter what even if we haven't seen each other in forever because i still remember what you were like 7 years ago and i still remember how it felt to be young with you and i still have a lot of love for you in the back of my mind

Sorry not sorry.

The men of tumblr unite. Because this is more than fighting the patriarchy, this is fighting for the voice of the people.

*Phone rings*

THE FUCK DID YOU SAY THE PATRIARCHY WAS UP TO?

I’M ON MY WAY.

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*Banana Rings*

Who is this how did you get this numb—THE PATRIARCHY IS DOING WHTA

SAVE SOME PATRIARCH BLOOD FOR US

3:01PM SYDNEY TIME

Hello?

Patriarchy WHAT?!

AW HELL NO

I’M COMIN YOU MOTHERFUCKERS I DON’T EVEN CARE IF THEY DON’T LET ME ON A PLANE

Meanwhile in England……..

“Jolly great bit of Tea”

-Phone Rings- 

“THE PATRIARCHY DOING WHAT!?!!?!?!”

“Those Bloody Wankers!!!!!!”

“It Looks Like Tea Time Is Going To Have To Wait”

“It’s A Jolly Good Thing I kept My Old Equipment….”

“All Right Old Chaps, Im On My Way!!!”

“TALLY-HO!!!!!”

I just reblogged this, but IT GOT BETTER.

Ladies and gentlemen, the British.

And people say the internet is a waste of time.

papa smoke

we just dont post like this anymore

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I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

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Always reblog the potato. 😄

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Bless me, potato of luck!

YOO this worked!! My friend literally called me up and asked if I wanted to go to a theme park yesterday LOOL. I hadn’t seen him in a year, and I couldn’t go. But I ended up going out with him to eat with some friends and it was SOO much fucking fun!! Reblog this y’all, it works!! <33

YOO it worked again!! I saw “The Little Mermaid” and went to an anime convention and had an awesome day LOOL. ;DD!!

Get me a job, Potato. I’m begging you.