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get mad. get rageful. debate all you like because im sending them to the death arena and you can't stop me

I love how all the notes are like "one of these is Just A Guy and the other one is a monster-fighting superhero with alien magic powers"

I think Steven would kill him but like. on accident. He’s not very used to fighting enemies that can’t recover from almost any wound. After, he would be left with the moral dilemma of whether he should bring him back to life though.

fuck it let's try this again

This misses the point. It's not whether walruses exists. It's whether walruses leave the arctic regions, pass through a climate that would kill them because they're evolved to nap on ice blocks, somehow make their way to my yard, come up the stairs, and KNOCK. Even without the knocking, that's a lot of impossible.

A squirrel? No shock. Possum? It's happened. Corvid? Perfectly rational. Bear-- well, okay, but I'm gonna scream and run. Deer-- now we're getting into weird territory, because they may be around all the time, they don't do THAT. Kangaroo? Now we're moving into "this is impossible", despite the fact that Kangaroos definitely exist.

It's not "earth animal that exists vs. mythical creature that doesn't" and never has been. It's "an earth animal what cannot possibly be there vs. a creature that you may or may not have believed existed previously."

This is definitely a push poll by the way. This is how politicians gets results that say "85% of my constituents want this passed!"

Because they do not word the answers in a neutral manner, in a DELIBERATE attempt to skew the results the way they want. They ignore the real reason people answered the way they do (I know walruses are not in my area, I do not know the territorial range of a mythical creature) in order the force their own personal reasoning onto the poll answers.

Which is fine for a dumb little poll but you need to understand it's deceptive.

....you know, that's actually a valuable addition.

guys I just found the greatest video on the internet

early homo sapiens b like help i cant stop making bowls . help i cant stop domesticating plants and animals. help i cant stop developing language and architecture and religion

ok im obsessed w this tag

once in grade 6 I saw a 'pottery making club' in a ditch on the schoolyard- I assume at some point someone realized there was actually good quality clay in the ditch and when I walked up there were about a dozen 12 year olds sitting around the few girls who had brought their water bottles out to mix the clay, and a designated spot to put the finished bowls and tablets, and people going off and collecting sticks to make designs with and i really think that's the natural state of the human race

In elementary school I learned that you can make paint out of certain sedimentary rocks on the playground if you crushed them and mixed with water and at one point I had up to 25 kindergarten through third graders making cave paintings on the underside of the slides

The nature of man is such that every so often, someone recreates the neolithic era.

Yeah, every recess

#that's because at the core humans want art and community and funny little objects to put stuff in

Akira Toriyama, creator of Dragon Ball and Dragon Ball Z, dies at 68. Absolutely tragic. Rest in peace Legend.

reminder

if the successor to the nintendo switch starts selling games for 70+ dollars regularly i'm going to throw up

no fucking video game regardless of quality should be nearly a hundred fucking dollars. none of them. i don't care what you tell me.

...Well, there's no contest, is there? Susan Sto Helit, quite easily, could catch Kira and survive. ...Although, this was quite popular, wasn't it? Such a high amount of input with this level of solidarity... You really think she could do it, couldn't you? I suppose with the fact that she seems to be at least some part natural concept, it makes a lot of sense, doesn't it? Well, there's no reason to prattle on, is there? This one seems the most anticipated, so let's start, shall we?

me: please do not fear me, i mean you no harm

bunnies that live in my apartment complex: your intentions are irrelevant, we distrust all for it has meant our continued survival

me: but woe look upon the gifts i have given to thee, it is a sign of my loyalty and admiration for thine kingdom

bunnies: forsooth, thou hast given us these gifts, but our people cannot be so easily bribed by one who wishes to tame us

me: nay! i do not wish to tame thee! only pet the soft fur betwixt thine ears

bunnies: is asking of us to change our nature not taming, sirrah? would you have us display our soft underbellies to the dogs next?

me: tis not my intention-

bunnies: your intentions are irrelevant

me: wait!

bunnies: *disappear into the bushes*

I hate how Mojang says they won't add sharks bc "we won't make hostile mobs based on real animals" BITCH MAKE IT NEUTRAL OR BETTER YET, PASSIVE!

Make people want to breed/keep them around for underwater builds because they scare away drowned! Make them drop their teeth every few minutes like how chickens lay eggs as an alternative way to craft arrows or a new item! Add sharks to Minecraft in a positive way!!

Achievement called "friend, not food" for breeding sharks using fish!

Have variants based on which ocean they spawn in!

Upon killing a shark, it drops JACK SHIT!!

Edit:

Reblogs were turned off due to the fact that this post's popularity completely overwhelmed me and it was way too much for my stupid nurodivergent brain, so I did what I had to to not fuck myself up more. You're welcome to repost.

Edit 2: reblogs are back on

We lost something as a culture when computers stopped screaming in agony as you connected them to the internet.

You would not have survived the dark ages. A webring would spell great peril. There was no search. And the dark things lurked out in the open in those days.

The computer screamed because it knew.

if it didn't torture a landline phone for the duration of the process, was it really internet?

My dad hit me with the info that there was an option to turn it off... the sound... the whole time. But he didn't want to tell me. Or to stop me from the, presumably character building, ritual of struggling to smother it to death with a pillow at 12:30am so I could be on the Forbidden Web and not wake my parents.

time for one of my favorite tweets

Well ???

No longer rebloggable after sitting in my drafts for I don't know how long, but I refuse to not share this post.

Also

Sounds like christs-cock was pretty thoroughly activated in this story.