Please don’t take your pets for granted. Even if you’re frustrated that your dog has been barking all day or your bird has been screaming for attention, remember you are all they have in this world. Give your fish that extra water change. Give your dog or cat that tummy rub they’ve been begging for. Chop up some fresh fruit as a treat for your rodents or reptiles. Just spend some time with them. Be compassionate to your animals. They are living creatures that are alive simply because you wish them to be. They may only be a small part in your life, but to them, you are their everything.
doctor: sir, i'm sorry. the results are in and i'm afraid you have updog
patient: wh- what's updog
doctor, calling a nurse on the hospital's intercom: KAREN GET IN HERE I TOLD YOU I COULD DO IT
me: please, for the love of god, let me concentrate
my shit brain: taaaaake ooooon meeee, TAKE ON ME, TAAAAKE MEEE OOOOOON
“*taps bong with lighter* “id like to make a toast””
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beyoncescock
murderer: (via text) im going to kill you
me: (a week later) omg im so sorry... i saw this when i was in the middle of doing something else and then just completely forgot about it
thetrippytrip
“What’s tea heaven, what’s teaaaa”
Y'all soooooo annoying
yousonosy
“Do not be fucking gay” 😂😂 bitch I’m weak af
it says in the bible “do not be fucking gay”…….“im just playing i didn’t even write that shit” 💀
“God?” “Correct. Listen.” ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
Bless the internet
justyourukht-deactivated2018111
damn this got me..
ridingunbridled1993
True fucking shit