I Might Exist

i’ve seen people talk about bruce accidentally calling tim jason and making it angsty and shit and don’t get me wrong i love it, but also,, that’s just what parents do tbh

ive got two sisters, i get called by their names multiple times a day. there’s no way bruce is sitting there with how every many fucking kids and not mixing up their names

you can also tell what sort of things you’re parents associate with you by what they instinctively call you. for example if you drop smth and get called your siblings name first, chances are that’s the sibling that your parents think drop things a lot

i’ve gotten yelled at for doing things my sister typically do and tbh it’s fucking hilarious to have my parents go “(siblings name)-! I MEAN LORE!” and my sibling gasping in betrayal

anyways my point is, we need to utilize this more. imagine tim or jason doing some reckless jump off a building and getting called dick. or steph arguing with tim and getting called jason. or duke bringing an animal home and getting called damian. like the opportunities are endless and the offended gasps from both children is priceless

I have my final tattoo session today, so once again I will be Blazing pictures of my cat and hoping the notes on the post are entertaining while I sit motionless for a few hours.

Here's the little lad on an adventure yesterday:

(He was promptly brought inside after that last picture because while Calvin is normally good on a leash, I didn't want to test that with potential prey swooping just feet overhead)

[DC Comics] another art dump!

First one is a collab redraw of a panel from the yj 80 page special! I did the sketch and lines and @ghostiiest did the amazing colors!

Second one is also inspired by the same issue, the next two are from the first (?) issue of yj98, and the fifth image takes the dialogue from worlds finest three (1996). Then some bonus doodles :)

Generally Cass has no problems following Bruce's orders but that's because they tend to line up with her moral code the vast majority of the time, and especially early on she just assumes he knows better in most situations. That being said Cass' hilarious willingness to just openly flout his authority and say to Bruce's face 'not sorry, learned nothing, will happen again,' whenever her compassion overrules his practicality is one of my favorite things about her.

why don’t you come into my lab with bubbling beakers and frightful fluids and maybe you’ll calm down

The natural state of a girl is enjoying a delicious burger. If your girl seems distressed or antsy in other situations, just make sure you get her back to that state as quickly as possible.

my toxic trait is being fervently convinced that if i ever came across a dragon irl we would make eye contact and understand each other at a primal level of transcendental trust instead of charring me into a crispy onion

This is what happens when I talk to my cats through the camera my family has set up on them

A group of curious preschoolers visits some beehives in Stockholm

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time for another three variable poll. you should probably read the blurb under the poll before voting.

"I like snakes" in this context means you actively like them and think they're cool and are okay with the fact that they eat rodents and other creatures the way they do. if you are ambivalent about snakes you fall into the "don't like" category

"I like tattoos" in this context means you have or would like to have tattoos on your own body (ignoring any possible difficulties with pain, needles, money, or time). if you just like how they look on other people but don't want to have one of your own you fall into the "don't like" category

y'all are on the queer website you know whether you identify as that or not

So there are some perks to living in a tourist destination. There are a lot of detractors mostly that you cannot shoot the tourists because you rely on them for your income but you have a semi captive audience with no context for any of the bullshit you spew. You can tell these people anything and they will believe you, the trusted friendly local. Now this is a very much Spider-Man situation where Great Power begets Great Audacity and even worse Responsibility.

My buddy goes on a run and when hes done there is a bar near a creek. So he wades into the creek because the day is hot and the water is cold.

Tourists ask what hes up to, with his running stuff he didn't want wet piled on the shore and him very obviously cooling off in the water. He says he's fishing.

But now here is why I am telling you this story. The universe occasionally aligns in such a way that we get to really really fuck with people and their perception of said universe. The opportunities do not come often and when they come you must seize the day. This is what my buddy did.

So this Creek runs through town and as a result of the highway and neighborhoods and culverts and roads it does not have a great salmon run. It's a short Creek the headwaters are only a few miles from the ocean it never had a great salmon run to begin with. But there are salmon.

One such fish brushes past my buddy's leg. Immediately he knees the fish like he is juggling a soccer ball and pops it out of the water, then slaps it out of the air on to the shore.

This is dumb luck. He could not do this again if he spent years training. Noodling (catching fish with your hands) is a thing that is legal to do with salmon but it is so much harder than literally every other way to catch salmon, including grabbing them with a garbage can. What he just managed is the kind of thing that should make you want to grab the fish and swing it around your head like a stripper with her panties off.

But,

He has an audience.

This is the opportunity offered by the universe.

He plays it cool.

He puts on dead pan straight face on and wades up to shore to grab his fish and nod to the tourists. Someone asks something and he assures them this is the standard way to get a quick dinner here. The tour guide has caught up with his group. He looks at my buddy and his fish and the general lack of fishing accoutrement. Without missing a beat, the guide backs up every ounce of bullshit out of my buddys mouth because if there is one true fraternity it is locals bullshitting stupid tourists.

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Happy fat fuck Friday to Themberchaud, Wyrmsmith of Gracklstugh

No “see results” options we choose sides like middle schoolers

Please reblog so this can break containment

the politics in chibnall era dw era so far are blowing my mind... it's incredibly diverse casting but everyone is literally a cop. a brown (queer?? i'm not there yet) muslim woman companion is a cop. a cop saved her life when she was a teen and she was inspired to also become a cop. the plot revolves around a married gay couple in one episode but one is a cop. space amazon isn't bad, the actual villain is an activist who went undercover as an employee, because they have to resort to replacing packages with bombs to prove that space amazon is bad. space luxury resorts that destroy planets so they can buy them up for cheap and build on them aren't bad, the actual villain is a journalist/terrorist who only wants to blow up the space resort because the manager is her mom and they have a bad relationship