I’ve been waiting for this
This is me to be 100% honest

I’ve been waiting for this
This is me to be 100% honest
Me: What fraternity are you in?
Person: Phi Kappa Theta Beta Beta Kappa Rho Psi Sigma Zata Beta Ta Kappa Theta Beta Sigma Gamma Gamma Psi
Me: ?!?!?!?!?!
There’s so much to talk about here
they’re onto us
they’re onto themselves
they’re onto everyone
Fuk.
i love the strokes…especially their lead singer *looks at smudged writing on hand* jupiter castle blankets
how convenient that my dog doesn’t answer me when I ask if he’s a communist….
can’t believe arthur killed vegeta
im a level 56 emo. I cast 3 shadows and one of them isnt even mine. its an astral projection of pete wentzs shadow from 2008
mom: are you playing virtual dress up games in the middle of the night
me:
My 12 year old brother gets in trouble for the dumbest things 😂
did you fall from heaven bc so did satan
walking out of a bathroom with no hand dryers like
this person spent $100 on this application
that is $100 well spent
