what do you like about girls?
their evil ways

what do you like about girls?
their evil ways
Moomins have front facing eyes, implying they're predators.
Implying?
fair point, lemme fix that
Moomins are predators. It's canon and there's nothing you can do about it
The article says that the guidelines have been updated. Instead of asking if you’re a man that’s had sex with another man in the past 3 months it asks everyone regardless of gender if they’ve had anal sex with a new partner or if they’ve had anal sex with multiple partners in the past 3 months.
This both opens up blood donation to msm in exclusive relationships or who don’t have anal sex and more accurately identifies hiv risk from people who aren’t msm. This is exactly the sort of guidelines we’ve been fighting for for years. This is a major win for both gay rights and blood donation in the US. Now a bunch of people who couldn’t donate before can donate now.
No no you don't understand! I want to watch this show/movie, read this book, listen to this podcast, etc.! But I must be in the right mindset and the exact head space to begin, or I just can't!
I'm not ALLOWED to enjoy it yet, I'm not ALLOWED!!!
scrolling through the dash when the mutuals are in a new ugly guy phase
the role of the person in the passenger seat is not only navigator but secretary as well. you have to type up the drivers messages to random ladies on facebook about cbd cream & google whether that billy joel song was the theme song for that show or not
you also have to provide a henchmans disdainful scowl at whoever the driver is flipping off in the target parking lot
other assorted roles may include
Don't forget the Tommy Gun
You should never forget the Tommy Gun
“Thin brows are back in” “skinny jeans are back” “wolfcuts are out” “this style of eyeshadow is soo trendy right now” “big asses are out, slim figures are in”
Hey do you guys ever make your own decisions or form your own ideas on how you would personally like to look that’s not based around what’s currently being sold to you. Is that not possible
“Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months”
-Oscar Wilde
Hang on. I think I've cracked the code
Is this anything?
Um, they got him at a Kmart Blue Light Special
hey (with the intention of coming into your kitchen and being hungry for you)
if Homer Simpson was exposed to top/bottom discourse he would say “mmm… subs” while thinking about a big sandwich. and we should all strive to be more like him in this way