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Where Did Yami Leave Me Now?

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Cheers! My name is Ryou Bakura and my yami (the ancient Egyptian thief spirit that lives in the necklace around my neck and possesses me sometimes) happens to leave me in some bloody odd places. I thought I'd start a blog to share my interesting...

Hello @FTStudio_SG is designing an Atem on a horse figure. The first image was shared on Twitter. I hate to say this.... but please go message them that we need a matching Thief King on a horse figure to go along with it.

Here is a link to the tweet: CLICK HERE

Also thank you @super-lovely-collection these are your Thief King images.

Look at this Atem!!!!

You know he is chasing Thief King Bakura!!!

How To Eat Steak

~ by Yami Bakura

Step One: STAB

Drive your fork into its unwilling flesh as though sinking a sharp blade into the flesh of the Pharaoh, or burying his lifeless and defiled corpse in the muds of hell itself.

Step Two: INTIMIDATE

Glare at your food. It doesn’t matter with steak, but if you get out of the habit of glaring at anything you stab, or anything you intend to sink your teeth into, what the fuck are you even playing at?

Step Three: UNHINGE JAW, EXTEND FANGS

Should be obvious.

Step Four: REND

TEAR THE FLESH WITH YOUR TEETH! USE THE VIOLENCE OF YOUR MOTIONS AND THE CLENCHED MUSCLES OF YOUR BITE TO RIP FLESH ASUNDER! SPLATTER THE EVIDENCE OF YOUR SAVAGERY ACROSS THE WALLS IN BLOOD AND THE JUICES OF DEAD FLESH!

Step Five: SAVOUR

Enjoy the rich flavours and aromas. Take a moment to sit with them.

Step Six: CRITIQUE

Fill out a comment card, if there is one. Use blood instead of ink. Never trust Kaiba’s fucking so-called head chef with an order for rare steak again. Bastards.

STEP SEVEN: HAVE YOUR HOST CLEAN UP THE AFTERMATH

Well, bugger all. That was my favourite t-shirt. 

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