I said ooh girl
Shock me like an electric
puppymush
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003)
Aragorn identifies as a problem
Ok but I love the double entendre here
Because the word “suffer” used to mean “allow” or “tolerate”, and only later came to mean experiencing pain or hardship
That’s why the King James Version has “Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me” for Matthew 19:14, where later versions would have “Let the little children come to me”
So here we have “The dead do not [allow] the living to pass” and “You will [allow] me”, but also the modern meaning of “suffer” because Aragorn is going to be a Problem for them
soyunpochoclin
i’ve been having terrible back ache for a week now, but i just did this and i heard a loud POP!!!… back ache is gone folks
i have this on my office wall and gave a copy to the front desk staff who also put it on their wall.
“French is such a beautiful, romantic language.”
“Cat, I farted.”
you all hate the position i sleep in because you haven’t advanced to my level and you’re jealous of my mental acuity and caustic wit as well as being extremely good at sleeping
rotsuko
is this even funny i dont think its funny im not putting it in the tags
How has this comic made such a groundbreaking cultural impact without getting over 40k notes
I read the thread and what isn’t clear from one tweet that this 9yr old was reffing an adult women’s league, not a children’s league. And that woman who argued with said child ref was a player not a mom.
Whenever I see anything like this my first thought is that @thebibliosphere will know what these words mean.
Unfortunately, you would be correct.
“Vampire facials”, which many people think is needling but is actually far, far worse, refers to platelet-rich plasma facials, in which blood is taken from a patient, processed in a centrifuge to extract the plasma and then re-injected it into the face. It’s supposed to make the skin “heal” itself because of platelets or some shit, giving you a more youthful look. Kim K helped make it popular after it was on her show but I know she also supposedly regrets it.
It’s uh, controversial to say the least. And not just because it sounds like painful bullshit but because lack of regulation for this sort of thing has lead to a couple of cases of HIV transmission happening.
The penis version is that they’re doing the exact same thing, taking plasma from themselves or a donor and injecting it into the penile tissue, supposedly to treat erectile dysfunction, but a lot of the men doing this are doing it just to get a girthier look.
And if you think I hate knowing all this, you’d be right.
i hope you’re proud of yourself Joy.
okay. I am wheezing with laughter. beloved followers. let's play a game. take a look at this map.
what do you think this is a map of. just any guesses, just drop 'em in my replies, c'mon.
(if you've seen the video I took this from don't spoil it please)
All very good answers! The closest one was:
Because this is a map for Minecraft Steve's legality in Smash tournaments
the way these strikes get framed is always so funny to me
"the strike could stretch on until the end of summer" or the execs could pay their workers
"there won't be ANY new shows because of this strike" or the execs could pay their workers
"no more content for us because the mean old writers and actors are-" OR THE EXECS COULD PAY THEIR WORKERS
I wish wizards were real so bad imagine coming out of a wal mart and seeing some guy with long robes and a big hat in the parking lot surrounded by wacky particle effects screaming some shit like "By the moon and the starlight, by the shield and the sword, I summon to me, my Honda Accord!" And then just getting into his car and driving off
March 2020: A Covid press conference by the South Australian Premier starts airing early, accidentally broadcasting cameraman Steve proudly announcing that "the world's going to shit"
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I see Hollywood is now very into the idea of buying something once and then owning it forever and being able to make infinite copies. Which. Isn’t quite the message they imparted upon me in my childhood. In the spirit of their own long-held stance:
Ubisoft Assassin's Creed's Evie Frye Voice Actress Victoria Atkins has been replaced by AI while protesting for SAG-AFTRA
She also never receives residuals
And yet Ubisoft continues to make more AC games whilst not even paying their workers what they’re owed… and using AI. Wow.
