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Some pikachu icons because why not! Like/reblog if you wish to use them!

V/GF 4 Ingredient Banana Peanut Butter Swirl Ice Cream 

I'm in tears remembering how I accidentally reset my HM game. I was married to Ann and we had a son. 😭😭😭

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

Why does this not have any notes?

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

Pro tip: Don’t do this if you recently applied for a new job.

bolded. just in case.

i feel like that pro tip is told from experience

I’ve been waiting to see this post in person for my whole life

wallpapers found via Pinterest

“I want world peace… oh, and bigger boobs.“       — Phoebe Buffay

İkonik Film Posterleri http://filmkafasi.tumblr.com/

‘‘Who are The Warriors? There must be some word? I want them all, I want all those Warriors. I want them alive if possible, if not – wasted!’‘

The Neighbourhood - Wiped Out!

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….and I love them all. ☾