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I like peanut butter alot.
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Harvest Moon: Friends of Mineral Town (2003)

I'm in tears remembering how I accidentally reset my HM game. I was married to Ann and we had a son. 😭😭😭

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Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

Why does this not have any notes?

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

Pro tip: Don’t do this if you recently applied for a new job.

bolded. just in case.

i feel like that pro tip is told from experience

I’ve been waiting to see this post in person for my whole life

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cvasquez

‘‘Who are The Warriors? There must be some word? I want them all, I want all those Warriors. I want them alive if possible, if not – wasted!’‘