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“…you come to MY HOUSE…?!?!?!?”
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My favorite party game
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Just because we’re floor workers doesn’t mean we’re morons.
listen, if I ever to get to that point where someone asks me what advice id give to the youths or whatever, it’d be unionise. join a union, get your friends to join a union, get your co-workers to join a union. Thatcher and her cronies destroyed the unions in the 80s for a reason. UNIONISE.
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Cleaning symbiosis is a mutually beneficial association between individuals of two species, where one (the cleaner) removes and eats parasites and other materials from the surface of the other (the client). (x)
Mutuals do this
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any temperature above 70F is homophobic
Reblogged oknope
when you’re not even sure if you can trust yourself
Reblogged unclefather
deleteme-adub-deactivated201811
no more discourse everybody shut the fuck up and eat some bread
prophecyofseven
-Jesus at the last supper
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taking my brain out of my head and washing it in hot, soapy water
have you tried putting it in rice
in a comical turn of events, i, op of this post, have been a smartphone repair technician for five years and i am going to tell you that that never works like ever. it might turn on again afterward but it’s never the rice that made it happen. the damage is done and it can get worse if you don’t clean the thing properly. if you drop your phone in water, open it up and clean gently w a soft bristled toothbrush and 99% isopropyl alcohol. this has been a psa.
taking my brain out of my head and cleaning it gently with a soft bristled toothbrush and 99% isopropyl alcohol
Reblogged unclefather
touching grass is not enough. i need to touch yellowstone’s superheated prismatic acid pool
chipcookies
ouuugh
Reblogged wisdomthewise
when will the clown sightings happen again that was fun
look in the mirror and they can start today
Reblogged brbjellyfishing
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Reblogged oknope
I’M LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW JUST
SHE DON’T WANT NO CHECKERS TONIGHT
Reblogged katara
i wish i met some people a little earlier, some a little later & some never at all.
Reblogged intensional
take the day off from being the bigger person and choose violence, you deserve it
Reblogged lesbianshepard
wheres the fucking guy compilation again