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DT Style Rundown, The Kilts

Awww yeah. It’s that time we’ve all been waiting for! Time to dig deep into those woolen folds and enjoy us some skinny, Scottish man-kilt action. So let jump right to it.

The Actual Kilt:

In general a Scot will typically wear one of his clan tartans (Clan = essentially his surname) which is what David’s doing here.

As best as I can tell without straining my eyes until they pop out of my head, David’s Kilt is the Macdonald Modern Clan Tartan. Although it may be one of the other very similar Macdonald designs. 

(Note: the colors below look brighter because it’s a digital picture and not actually a photo of fabric.)

This is the only of the Macdonald patterns that David has worn, and so I’m fairly certain that he’s only ever had one kilt.

Beyond the kilt, David has two seperate kilt ensembles.

The old one which is far more traditional, and a newer one that made it’s first appearance at the 2013 Scottish BAFTAs.

Coat/ Waistcoat: The coat/ waistcoat on his old outfit is a very traditional Prince Charlie style jacket with a 3 button waist coat, suitable for black tie events. I’m not altogether convinced he didn’t graduate from drama school wearing this.  It’s not like he gained weight, am I right?!

The new jacket still seems to be a play on the Prince Charlie style but with round, brass???, buttons and a thinner lapel. I’ve spent a decent amount of time looking for this coat and I have to say I can’t find anything like it.  I’ll keep looking and update if it turns up, but for now it’s a mystery. He’s lost the waistcoat and the tie for a nice rumpled Scottish Sinatra look.  I approve.

Bow Tie/ No Tie: Not much to say here. He dropped the tie when he updated his look.  Although it is probably worth note that he does add it back in for suitably important events like meeting America’s former president.

Just look at those cuties!

So now going down on moving down David’s body, we come to:

Belt Buckle: Honestly I can’t quite tell if it’s the same or not. If anyone feels like digging through old photos and squinting at his crotch let me know what you come up with and I’ll update. ****UPDATE: Different belt buckles. One is shiny silver with round things in the corners, while the other is dull brass with a knot design***

Sporran: Another one where I don’t really have the bandwidth to trawl through millions of Scottish haberdashery sites looking for a match, but if you get the itch defiantly let me know.  They’re different. I like the new style with the leather straps. I like that SAYING leather straps makes this post sound way more naughty than it is. That is all.

Kilt Pin: David is wearing a Macdonald of the isles clan kilt pin.

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Garter flashes: Another traditional element of Scottish wear that he lost in the newer modernized outfit.

Sgian Dubh: Don’t ask me how to pronounce it. It’s a traditional element of Scottish dress. He’s worn it with all his kilted appearances as far as I can tell.

Ghillie Brogues/ Boots: An exciting switch up for me as the Ghillies always remind me of ballerina shoes (sorry Scotland).  I’ve actually seen something called “Ghillie Boots” on a few websites which look somewhat similar to what he wears in his newer outfits, but as far as I can tell that’s not these.  I think they’re just regular nice boots.  I’ll try to look and see if he wears them with any of his non-kilt outfits.

Reblogged from the INCREDIBLE ThingsDTWears blog, which I think has gone into permanent hibernation. COME BACK, WE NEED YOU!

Happy Burns Night!

Well maybe impermanent hibernation. But I’m still here alive and kicking, and I’ve still got “it” enough to point out that DT’s “new” Scottish kit is in fact his wedding suit... awww. Thanks for the love ❤️

I Know What The Midnight Entity Was...

Ok so I had an epiphany the other night and I’m pretty much 100% certain I know what the mysterious creature in Midnight was.  But first off, let’s review what we know about the Midnight entity.

  • It was able to survive at least in some form on the surface of the planet where the x-tonic radiation vaporized any living thing in split seconds.
  • It communicated by repeating what the people in the transport were saying, first with a lag-time, then instantaneously.
  • It was able to inhabit the body of a human.
  • It was able to take over the mind of the Doctor.
  • There was something about the transport that it was drawn to, but it had never attacked a transport previously.

So that’s what we know, and it’s not much to go on.  But there is one significant other entity in the Doctor Who canon who exhibits all these traits.  Ready for it?

The Midnight Entity is a Tardis.

  • If a Tardis were somehow to crash onto the surface of Midnight, one could assume that the x-tonic radiation would effect it in the same way as it would any other living creature, vaporizing it instantly.  However,  the interior of the ship exists on a different dimension than the exterior so we can safely assume that only the exterior would be destroyed, while the interior was preserved.  Without a physical exterior however, a Tardis would loose the ability to materialize in another location, essentially trapping it both on, and equally not on the planet.
  • Aside from It’s human form in “The Doctor’s Wife” we never hear the Tardis speak directly.  However, this is not completely true, in another sense we nearly always are hearing the Tardis speak… through the translation matrix.  Translation, a Tardis’ main form of communication, is in essence, simply listening to what someone says and repeating it after them.  Typically this is done in another language, however, if the Doctor’s Tardis was already translating instantly we wouldn’t hear this, instead it would just sound like an echo.  As the Midnight Entity, superseded the link of the Doctor’s Tardis, we would lose the echo first of the other passengers, then of the Doctor.  Once the mental link to the Doctor is fully established the translation would become instantaneous, however since the entity is still inhabiting a physical body it would be physically voicing the words as well.
  • In the Doctor’s Wife, we see that it is possible for a Tardis to inhabit the body of a human.  
  • We know that a Timelord has a mental link that enables him to pilot a Tardis.  However, a Tardis is an incredibly powerful entity and one would assume that were it’s motivations malicious, or were it particularly desperate, the same link could be taken advantage of to enable a Tardis to essentially “pilot” a Timelord.  In fact, it’s hard to imagine any creature besides a Tardis, having that sort of power.
  • So under the circumstances I’ve described, a trapped, and damaged Tardis would need two things to escape the Midnight planet.  Firstly, it would need an external hull that could withstand the x-tonic radiation.  This it found in the transport ship itself.  However, there would have been no point in attacking any previous transports until it found the second thing it needed to escape, a Timelord to pilot it.  In this light all the creatures actions make sense.  The first thing it does is remove the driver’s cabin, because it needs to sever the shuttle controls in order to replace them with itself.  Secondly, it finds a way to get it’s consciousness inside the cabin, it does this by taking over Sky’s body.  Next it forges a mental link with the Timelord, this process is complicated by the fact that he is already linked to another Tardis.  Once that is done, the entity would need to get the Timelord out of the transport and into it’s own interior.  I believe that while the exterior of the entity Tardis was lost, there would still be a non-physical portal of some sort to the interior.  This would be the shadow the Mechanic sees on the surface of the planet.  The if the entity could convince the crew to throw the Doctor out of the transport, then it could line it’s portal up with the door so that they were essentially throwing him into the ship’s interior.  Once that was done, then the final step would have been to take on the outer hull of the transport and dematerialize out of there. Unfortunately, it didn’t quite work out that way.

Anyway, so there you have it.  The Midnight Entity is a Tardis.

How fucking dare you make me read and believe this with complete certainty and now my fucking heart is breaking at a damaged, trapped, tortured and desperate Tardis who just wants to be free and go home and can’t and now i’m crying, are you happy?

I wrote this like seven years ago on some random inspiration, and somehow it’s the one post that took on a life of its own, but I have to say.... yes. I’m pretty tickled pink every now and then when I see it’s still got life and out there ruining peoples day.

i know all eyes are on the presidential candidates for this election, and rightfully so, but some very wonderful and important things are happening statewide that should be celebrated and highlighted, so here’s a few:

  • Florida passed Amendment 2, which will raise minimum wage to $15/hour by 2026
  • South Dakota, Montana, Arizona and New Jersey all passed an amendment that legalized marijuana 
  • Utah will now be removing gendered language in the Utah Constitution and will replace it with gender-neutral language
  • California passed Prop 17, which restores voting rights to previously imprisoned citizens
  • Delaware elected the first ever openly trans state senator
  • Ritchie Torres and Mondaire Jones are the first ever openly gay black members of congress
  • Cori Bush is the first ever woman of color to win a seat in Congress in Missouri
  • Mauree Turner became the first non-binary state lawmaker in America and the first Muslim member of the Oklahoma state house
  • Oregon has become the first state to decriminalize all drugs (small amounts of cocaine, heroin, methamphetamine and other drugs will have lesser punishments, similar to traffic tickets, and no jail time.)
  • Kim Jackson is the first out LGBTQ+ state senator in Georgia

UPDATED WITH MORE GOOD NEWS:

  • Shevrin D. Jones is Florida’s first opnely LGBTQ+ state senator
  • Jabari Brisport became New York’s first gay Black member of the house
  • Arizona flipped blue for the first time in 24 years
  • Michele Rayner-Goolsby became the first Black LGBTQ woman in the Florida Legislature
  • Voters in Colorado overwhelmingly rejected Prop 115, a state ballot measure that would have banned abortions after a fetus reaches 22 weeks gestational age. In rejecting the initiative, Colorado remains one of the most progressive states in the country on reproductive rights
  • Arizona will now send two Democrats to the Senate for the first time since 1951, thanks to the win of ex-astronaut Captain Mark Kelly.
  • Democrats have flipped the senate seat in Colorado, with the win of former Gov. John Hickenlooper
  • Mississippi is removing the confederate flag from their symbology
  • Marie Newman, who has been titled ‘a leader of the pro-choice movement’, will now represent Illinois’ 3rd Congressional District in Congress
  • Nevada became the first state to protect same-sex marriage in it’s constitution
  • Immigrant rights activist and former public defender José Garza won the race for District Attorney of Travis County, Texas

Multnomah County (Portland) Oregon, Passed 26-214 tuiltion free Preschool for All 3 & 4 year olds which also guarantees a living wage for childcare workers!

This coming Tuesday (11/3, Election Day), I’m having to have some painful and very expensive dental work done (almost $5k worth). I tried to put it off until after first of the year but the dentist wouldn’t let me. I got a second opinion and that dentist concurred. It’s emergent enough that I have to do this immediately, even though I’m not ready - emotionally or financially. This is happening right before Christmas and we’re having to put it on credit cards.

My dear friend @conniekottmannart has organized a gofundme to help with the cost. I hate doing this with every fiber of my being, but I don’t see a choice. I promise not to spam you with it, but if you could help, I’d really appreciate it. You’d be helping a tremendous amount, even if you only gave a dollar. Thank you. I love you guys.

What I thought fanfiction was: Obsessive teenage fans writing about their fantasies.
What I’ve come to realise it is: Grown-ass women writing porn for each other.
Conclusion: I love it.
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Never not repost.

I feel so called out, lol. 

Obsessive grown-ass women writing prom about their fantasies for each other.

Whooooo Caaaannn

Sneeze like Don Trump, who can wheeze like Don Trump, who can make China fall to it’s knees like Don Trump. I’m especially good at negotiating!

writer: *has a female character start undressing in front of men to show how ‘naïve’ she is*

me:

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writer: *gives a female character with little or no understanding of expected ‘normal’ human behavior only one guide to learn from, who is the man who has a sexual interest in her, making her totally dependent on him*

me:

writer: *makes a female character naïve and/or childish in order to sexualize her*

me:

And yet people love Stranger Things... 🤷🏻‍♀️

ooo ooo I know this one.

Vote for Biden Yeah, I know

Continue to be active in progressive organizations and campaigns that put pressure on him to move further to the left on social issues (remember when Obama didn’t support gay marriage).

Vote in more progressive candidates in local and down ballot races.

Pay particular attention to your local mayoral and city council races. Get out and be vocal about how they should be supporting progressive causes.

Show up at your city council meetings be loud and vocal when they make decisions. Print (bright neon) stickers for all the people who support your progressive cause so scanning the room they can see how many people care about the issue. 

Vote for childcare, public transit, and mixed use zoning.

Politicians are by and large pretty spineless, they go with the tide. Be the tide. I believe in you.

The Only Thing Your Sign Does Well

  • Aries: destroy
  • Taurus: sex
  • Gemini: talk
  • Cancer: dream
  • Leo: cry
  • Virgo: ignore
  • Libra: sleep
  • Scorpio: fight
  • Sagittarius: hide
  • Capricorn: spend
  • Aquarius: deceive
  • Pisces: create

ggfidjdvakafa OK SO

My mom has been thinking of moving sometime in the future, and she sent me a listing on zillow to look at, right?

And I’m like, “Oh cute, it even has a little in-law suite, that’s nice,” BUT THEN I KEPT SCROLLING AND

Um

UMM

EXCUSE ME???

Who knew sasquatch had such a rich inner life

I mean... it’s Felton.

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i like villains who are just evil for like. the attention

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villains who are like. i can stop being evil whenever i want im only holding the city ransom to get my own wikipedia page

You can just say “younger brothers” we all know what you mean anyway.

Marriage of INconvenience

-There’s absolutely no practical reason for me to marry you but it’ll fuck up your life at least as much as it will fuck up mine so imma do it out of spite fucker.

-You don’t want to marry me, I don’t want to marry you, but I’m the sort of self destructive dumb-ass who can’t seem to resist fucking up my own life so I'm going to marry you all the while knowing it’s a terrible idea.

-My family hates you and I love drama.

- Many sins to atone for and TBH marriage to you seems highly purgatorial.

-Honestly, sibling rivalry has gotten out of hand and also Sylvia’s husband is a butt-munch.