important PSA about when your car is smoking

like literally smoking from the engine

white and you smell pancakes? it’s the coolant. panic and pull over, but you’ll live

a slight blue tinge? it’s the oil. panic and pull over, but you’ll live

grey, looks like fire smoke? gasoline; the most combustable and dangerous. pull over and leave the vehicle, pray.

sharing because i didn’t know this when my car started smoking white yesterday and i was so afraid for my life.

Reblogging because a dear friend of my Moms with mechanic experience told me the same thing when I got my license.

White or blue, you’ll pull through. But if it’s gray, get away.

Elevator Antics.  

I needed this so much right now

When I was a kid, I thought those pillars went down to the sea floor.

In reality, they usually go down to some large submerged floats.

I dislike this. 

Pillars and floats like that are pretty stable, compared to regular boats, so there’s even a research vessel, called FLIP, that purposefully capsizes itself to be more steady when conducting research.

YEA IT FUCKIN IS (id embedded in image)

another thing abt me. i use the 👍 emoji very liberally. im not being sarcastic or passive aggressive im being like cool ok or thanks for the heads up or etc. to me 👍 is an innocent happy polite little emoji

me when i 👍

Superman must hear the most insane gossip every day. Do you think he has to resist the urge to get on twitter and post "Jennifer from apartment 33B on Queen Street if you're reading this....... he's cheating"

how i back up in the target parking lot after my car is 15% out of the space and it’s now legally not my fault if i get hit

I don't want Batman to appear in My Adventures With Superman.

I do, however, think it would be really funny if they let Bruce Wayne wander through a couple of scenes in exactly one (1) episode.

I still can’t get over the name Goldenloin

Like, he’s your main character’s lover and he’s named Sir Greatinbed? Sir Fucksalot?? Sir Sexhaver??? He’s the main gay love interest and his name’s Sir Longshlong??? 10/10 no notes oscar nomination in the mail

Monster fucker this, monster fucker that. What if I want a monster RELATIONSHIP huh?! Monster HAND HOLDING, monster INTIMATE CONVERSATIONS, monster COMFORTABLE SILENCE??

I don't care what you think the perfect Star Wars fix it au is. If you think it's anything else than the Zillo Beast eating Palpatine, you're wrong.

zillo beast deserves to eat palpatine, as a treat.

hang on I’m trying to see something

don’t tell me the name of your pet, just tell me in the tags the name you call them that’s got nothing to do with their actual name

Meanwhile on Tanalorr, circa 4 ABY...

Text (In case you can't read my handwriting):

Merrin: So the Rebels blew up another Death Star. Cal: Good for them.

Felt like drawing Merrin since I really liked her Jedi: Survivor outfit

Picking up Bode's memories/Force Echoes during post-game exploration and hearing him practice the lines he was planning to feed Cal and musing on how he was going to exploit Cal's feelings for Merrin to manipulate him is downright creepy and an excellent use of post-game gameplay and I appreciate it a lot.

Everyone: Hey Cal, why don’t you just cut open doors with your lightsaber?

Cal: Once I saw some clones try to open a door with a laser torch. There was fuel leak on the other side. The explosion took out the entire port engine.

Cal: Prauf and I found a door cut open with a lightsaber, about a four foot diameter hole. We’d spent a week stripping sensor banks, the big ones. They didn’t fit through the hole, and the door was welded shut, so we had to move them by mag-cart. Half our cut for the salvage went to the cart rental because of that broken door. That was a hungry month.

Cal: Heard about a Jedi who got sucked into space cause he cut holes in all the bulkheads, then a vulture droid punctured the hull. Bad way to go if you ask me.

Cal: My Master would tell me there’s always another path; the foolish force their way through while the wise walk around. He also said it was a good way to get shot in the back. Can’t block blaster fire if your saber is stuck in the door.

Poor Cal 😂

Inspired by the Jedi Survivor commercial, lol:

another prompt from @veterinaryrambles “cal introduces merrin and kata to turbo dogs”