Just a Bunch Of Bees

Bear Selfies Captured By Camera Traps

Chickens complete !

all this clicking to be silly and make a number go up, and all the different workarounds ppl are coming up with to click more without aggravating RSIs, has me thinking about blaseball..... have the automattic people considered reviving blaseball and putting it in tumblr. I think they should do it. they should do it.

Y’know what? Fuck you. *Plays an acoustic guitar version of your leitmotif to show you still have tenderness and care in your heart, and compassion for others*

yeah? well fuck YOU *plays a music box version of your leitmotif to show that this is your home and its comfortable and nostalgic here*

No, piss off! *plays your leitmotif with immense reverb and a toned-down synth sound to show that nostalgia can also be about loss of what never truly was, a reflection of a reflection and a false memory of a false memory*

ok, boomer. *plays your leitmotif using discordant synth bass to display your spiral into villainy after you discover that your memories were a fabricated illusion that were created just to keep you complacent, and how that information is destroying you*

How many times do I have to teach you this lesson, old man? *plays your leitmotif in harmony with my own, intensity of both changing as our climactic battle’s balance shifts back and forth, eventually leaving only one with long, low pauses to musically represent our mutual struggle to overtake the other, yet not being able to exist in full without them.*

oh, you’re going to regret that! *plays your leitmotif on piano in short, soft notes to show that you’re being worn down, and that your energy is at a low, but with a steadily rising bassline that foreshadows your upcoming second form*

Stop fighting my lieutenants, this is not how you get promoted to right-hand henchperson *incorporates both your leitmotifs into my theme to show that all this time you have merely been an extension of a greater unseen threat*

SOLUTION TO BEING MUCH TO SCARED TO TALK TO MUTUALS:

FUgkin..... hit em with ur paws......

Hey kids, take it from an old forest hag: it's totally okay to half-ass your hobbies

... trace that picture for your journal

... like old cars without knowing how to fix them

... watch the movies without reading the comics

... super glue the part of the model

... learn one (1) way to make a braid

... watch how-to videos for every step of the recipe

... google every second word in that article

... use the automatic setting on your camera

And don't be ashamed. Real life isn't school. The all or nothing mentality is not healthy. Don't gate-keep yourself from stuff that might be fun. Shrug, grin, and hold eye contact with a boomer while you do it. It's good I promise.

yeah!!! good words

I hope every 19 year old is ok eventually I'm so fucking serious. If you're 19 stay safe out there it'll be ok love you

btw this doesn't apply when my university campus gets crowded and there's nowhere for me to sit down and eat. I hope every freshman drops out and goes home

kind of obsessed with this security question option my doctors office has given me

"Family-friendly" has been a dogwhistle for all kinds of evil horseshit since at LEASE my childhood, 40+ years ago.

Don't fall for it. And don't let pro-LGBT+ people use that language without challenging it, it's a direct fucking quote from our oppressors.

Every time I see a politician/political party here say something along the lines of 'family first/family oriented' I immediately start looking for further evidence of their stance on all types of queer people because odds are they will discriminate against some if not all types but especially against trans people.

'Think of the children' has been a rallying cry for bigots of all stripes for at least a century now. Probably more, honestly.

the universal college experience, no matter your major, is learning how remarkably fucked everything is. except business majors theyre having a great time learning to do basic arithmetic and and staring at that one supply and demand graph where the line goes up

Looks like I’ll need to supplement my income a bit, so it’s commission time! (Prices shown are just a rough estimate! It depends on the style/complexity)

Fantasia (1940)