Poems for Beginning Witches

Masterpost for the complete series of poems so far, designed to aid learning for beginning witches. Most are theory, and a one or two are conceptual. The reason for this masterpost is that they’re all poorly tagged

*with thanks to @lazywitchling, who helped inspire the second wave!

If there is something you would be willing to see in poetry form, send me an ask or drop me a message! As of 10/3/17, I am all out and no more are queued. 

welcome, spring ☀️

“you’re an old soul” is just old people speak for “i notice youve been depressed since you were 9″

these actually look like good ass memes bitch

OKAY SO FOR ANYONE THAT FEELS LIKE THEY SHOULD SHAME PEOPLE FOR HAVING STRONG FEELINGS FOR SOMEONE EVEN THOUGH THEY HAVEN’T KNOWN THEM FOR THE LONGEST TIME, I GOT A STORY! I have recently gotten out of a relationship of 8 month. Which isn’t that long, of course. But long enough. The guy I was with was emotionally abusive. I like to pin myself as independent, strong, and a tough bitch in general. But being with this guy made me feel powerless. He was controlling. I felt like an idiot. I couldn’t express my insecurities. And that the medical issues was just something he “dealt” with. I felt that I was always doing something wrong. I finally got out of that, and my friend introduced me to one of her friends.

This was a little over two weeks ago.

In those two weeks? I found this guy who has so much in common with me, it’s insane. We get along so well. He’s gentle. And kind. And very caring.

Whenever my medical problems were acting up, he put on his car so I can cool off, he bought me something to eat and drink. He is also an emergency response, so he was taking my pulse, watching my breathing. Making sure I was okay.

I feel like I can tell him anything and I trust him. He told me about this girl he slept with before he even knew I liked him back, because he said he felt guilty. Honestly, with people I have dated before, I didn’t think people like this were out there anymore.

He bought me freaking tator tots even when I said I didn’t want anything because he knows I like them.

For my birthday, I told him how I felt. I’ve known this guy for a short time, and he got me a present. He was taking awhile to get it together and I had no idea why. When he finally came, it was in a small blue box. Inside was some bowties (because I love them) and cowbell for an inside joke we have. But, I noticed something on the bottom of the lid. Every time I tried to read it, he’d take it and close the box. I didn’t think much of it until I got home and read this. (The photo really sucks because my camera is cracked. But you can pretty much read it)

I cried.

Because even though I’ve barely known this guy, this was the sweetest thing anybody has ever done for me. I’ve had more compassion with a guy I’ve known for two weeks than someone I was with for 8 months.

It’s not about timing, it’s about the person.

I know no one cares about an update, but I was scrolling through things I’ve posted and came across this post I made.

I’m still with the man I talked about in this post. We’re going on three years. We live together now. He’s my absolute best friend, and there’s not a doubt in my mind that this is the man I’m supposed to spend the rest of my life with.

My family loves him, he feels like he’s apart of them. My grandma with Alzheimer’s remembers him and asks about him all the time.

His family loves me, I feel like I’m apart of them. His grandpa calls me granddaughter.

We talk about the future, having kids, getting married. We’ve helped each other through so many struggles. When we fight, I never question if he’s going to leave me, I never question how much I love him, or how much he loves me. We get over things quickly because we can’t stay mad at each other for long.

For anyone who was abused mentally/physically and feels they are incapable of love, please wait, please be patient. They’re out there, and things get so much better. I promise

Side note: here’s a picture of us at his college graduation. He starts for his MBA in a week. I’m so proud of him.

Your skin isn't glowing bitch you just oily

get u a gf……………nap on her tiddy

Happy World Nutella Day!

you had meat nutella

“I may be paranoid, but not an android (noodling whilst waiting for video to render)” (Pj via twitter 11/18/17)