When I watch makeup tutorials and the gurus keep using the most random shit as tools

When I no longer try to come up with an excuse as to why I don’t want to go out

When my ex cheats on the girl they cheated on me with

When I go from binging Say Yes to the Dress to Law&Order SVU

When you finally remember your password for WSWCSL

When my gym crush shows up in a ripped up tank

When I immediately get asked if I have a boyfriend at the family Christmas party

When my guy's ex likes all of our pictures together

When my date is a solid ten

When my otp is on the screen

When my friend says she doesn't think she'll have a valentine this year

When someone asks me how I'm getting into the holiday spirit

When my friend told me she voted for Trump

When a friend asks what I want to do this weekend

When a friend asks what I did last weekend

When I have to talk to my friend's shitty boyfriend

When I overhear a couple using babytalk

When the friend I made plans with says she's tired

When someone posts their bf as their Man Crush Monday for the 18th week in a row