When I'm trying to eat healthy but then someone suggests ordering pizza

When I'm sitting at my desk and then remember that I haven't had a snack in a while

When my doctor asks if I exercise regularly

Me at the end of a long work week

When I see someone I know in public but don’t want to do the stop-and-chat

When I order something online but it won't get here for a few days

When I find out my friend has never seen my favorite show

When I get a runny nose

When I haven’t talked to my best friend in a while and we finally start catching up

Thinking of more points I should have made in an argument I had earlier

Whenever I see a puppy

Playing sports

Some people:

Me:

Waking up on the weekend

When my boss is actually nice to me

That one person who can’t finish a joke without laughing really hard the whole time

When I haven't slept in days and someone tells me I look tired

When I take the theme of a theme party way further than anyone else

My brain when I want to sleep:

When my alarm goes off in the morning

When I’m trying to get my friend to like a song as much as I do