Marvel And Dog Fanatic

I post on Tumblr when I’m feeling depressed.

me

i found out Leonardo da Vinci could write with one hand and draw with the other at the same time

if you’re gonna worship murderers on the internet why not worship the dude that beat jeffrey dahmer to death

I love people with life sentences who are like “might as well murder This Notorious Serial Killer. What’re they gonna do, put me in prison for life?”

“Allow cookies to cool for 10-15 minutes”

My role in family functions is to look the best and drink the wine.

in the 90s if you wanted to make it as an actor you had to be called like brad pitt or tom cruise. 2 syllables tops. now you’ve gotta be alden ehrenreich or ansel elgort or timothee chalamet. anything goes. madness

when u boutta prove a bitch how wrong they are

here have a second video of the ones that missed the cut for part one

This is such a weird mix of some of my favorite vines and ones I’ve never seen before and I love it

glad you like it

can u believe that red lipstick lip sync vine lady and TAMPONS brother vine guy are married now

>at the graveyard

>rotten hand thrusts out of the dirt

me: *holds it*

(ohhh here she comes) watch out bugs she’ll chew you up (ohhh here she comes) she’s an anteater 

Quality content

can u imagine being one of the best humanitarians out there just to have headlines talk about your pregnancy instead of the work you put in with trying to help genocide/rape victims…..

George RR Martin is so distracted with completing all the side-quests, he doesn’t want to finish the main story

unpopular opinion but people who are righthanded can go fuck themselves. we lefties out here living our best lives

How dare you attack me like this on my own post. You righthanded ppl are salty as hell and can’t accept how fun, bouncy and energetic the lefties are

Home Alone (1990)

How are you feeling today?

WHEN YOU AND THE TEAM ARE STUCK IN SFO INTERNATIONAL FOR 13 HOURS

THIS IS A LITERAL MASTERPIECE

YOU OKGO GIRL!

only americans know the true pain of hearing this

Imagine kid you watching your favorite kids’ network. It goes to commercial. Every single time it cuts to commercial this whole thing plays in its entirety. You’ve seen it so much you know every word, every piece of music, all the words and the exact entonation in which they say it

That’s hell. Having the Shirley temple little darling dvd collection commercial permanently ingrained in your brain.

it has been many years since i have seen this commercial, and i can recite it word for word. op, what have you done