aw man i dropped my iphone

When ur a cat and you don’t get where the goombas are going

I’ve watched this 20 times.

whats the best way to trim the crest+beard of a silkie? this lady can barely see with all that floof! 

apparently some people use little headbands to keep the fluff out of their eyes

This has such an 80s vibe

They’re about to work out to a Jane Fonda video

Yeah. I should say no but is the true.

Science won!

Bruh, we’re monsters

Y is this picture so funny to me

At least I️ know why I️ relate to this guy now

LMFAAAOOOO

me when offered soda: yes. love the bübblés me when offered water: yes! a fresh and sexy beverage me when offered sparkling water: Why Are You Trying To Murder Me Under The Guise Of Hospitality

I’m gonna keep saying it: sparkling water is Angry Water and I do not need that kind of negativity in my life

forever the smoothest and quickest french inhale i’ve ever seen

Watch the eyes. So smooth

When you're coming out of your cage and you've been doin just fine

Why is this funny to me? I need to grow up.

Lion King 2018

me: if youre dead you dont have to do homework or get stressed over school so it would eliminate anxiety

my therapist:

It’s been a week and we still don’t have a syllabus and I’m not entirely convinced my science prof has any clue what’s going on

"When you're in your bee suit and you feel sweat running down your back, that's fine. If you feel sweat running up your back, that's a bee"

-Some beekeeping advice my mom gave me today

I thought “bee suit” meant like a bee costume until I read the word beekeeping

For all u mountain climbers out there

*climbs up and takes a few good slurps while i piss on the wall*

You literally did not have to say that

i didn’t

when ur starting to make friends with someone and all of the sudden they reveal their giant douchebag side

let me demonstrate my point wrt doctoring social media using my twitter

here’s my original tweet here

if i right click and click “inspect element” on chrome and find the line that says my actual tweet like so

and select that line, right click, and click “edit as html”

I can type in whatever i want like this

and like that i can make a screenshot that says that i like to eat children and use it to call myself out

and thats why you should’t believe screenshots of tweets at face value w/o a link to the original tweet

this is terrifying

this is terrifying because no matter how many notes this post gets, people on tumblr still don’t think about sources

See also:

Feldman, Brian. (2015, Dec 11). “It Is Incredibly Easy to Fake a Screenshot. Here’s How” http://nymag.com/selectall/2015/11/how-to-fake-a-screenshot.html

guys op is really problematic i heard they eat children :/