i learned that there's a Japanese beetle that when eaten by a frog will haul ass through its digestive system and escape out the back end unscathed (x)
so my fridge is covered in femboy pinups i got when i was a subscriber to this porn artist's patreon and i just have like so many femboy pinups and also a furry pinup on my fridge it really is quite erotic
and my wifi password is "onthefridge"
so whenever someone new comes over and i offer to let them use the wifi i tell them the password is "onthefridge" and they go and look at the fridge and are met with all this femboy ass and are like where is it there's a lot of stuff here and i reiterate it's onthefridge and they go where!!! and i come over and type "onthefridge" into their phone and they get so mad
imagine you're in a timeloop and everything goes exactly the same every time, except for a random user that just posts completely differently each loop. sometimes they don't post at all. they never post about the timeloop, though
during one loop you message them to ask if they know what's going on and they immediately block you and go back to posting
for the last time i DON'T have ADHD!!!!!!! i'm just always daydreaming because of my whimsical nature, i make impulse decisions because i love spontaneity, i forget things from before because i live in the now, i get everywhere late because i'm a free spirit, my place is a mess because i'm a creative type, and i'm tapping my foot because i'm feeling the rhythm of life babey! what do you MEAN you found my wallet in the oven
New weird horse just dropped, folks.
A spotless giraffe was recently born at Bright’s Zoo in Limestone, TN and was just announced in the media this morning. They’re starting a public naming contest for her, of course.
I’d love to know what type of mutation causes this lack of of pattern, but I don’t know if we have genetics on that for giraffes the way we do other species. As far as is known, she’s the first spotless giraffe ever documented!
There’s been at least one spotless giraffe before! Gotta love how quickly the director debunked that “first” claim - good on him even though it changes the publicity slightly.
The archival photos have to be licensed so the media is linking to them rather than reproducing them, and I’m going to do the same. You can find them at this link and see them for free (with watermarks).
Sometimes minecraft roleplay youtube shines as a medium because you get to see the same stories played out from different characters’ perspectives, giving you a more thorough understanding of their motives and thought processes, how narrative style can alter how a story is told, and how conflict can arise and be resolved in a domino esque fashion through seemingly innocuous and unconnected actions taken by multiple characters
Other times it shines because a group of youtubers will get together in a business meeting and one of them will go “hey I am going to place 250k blocks of dirt on top of our colleague’s base as a prank” and the others will have to offer to help because that is so wild none of them want to miss out on the content opportunity, and in doing so they will imply that their character is 100% down to spend an estimated 14 hours - 42 in universe minecraft days - shovelling dirt just to mess with one of their neighbours
its absurd that trio is four letters long and not three
are there no rules on this damned earth? are we just here to suffer?
there are rays of sunshine in this dark world
everyone's got that one homie who zealously adheres to his inflexible code of honor even though it has long since become a burden to him
i respect people who want to keep their menstruation to themselves but i have to make it everyone's problem. Literally if it was socially acceptable to lead every conversation with "I'm menstruating" i would.
that's exactly how it feels. say it
“Nobody tells this to people who are beginners. I wish someone had told me. All of us who do creative work, we get into it because we have good taste. But there is this gap. For the first couple years you make stuff, it’s just not that good. It’s trying to be good, it has potential, but it’s not. But your taste, the thing that got you into the game, is still killer. And your taste is why your work disappoints you. A lot of people never get past this phase; they quit. Most people I know who do interesting, creative, work went through years of this. We know our work doesn’t have this special thing that we want it to have. We all go through this. And if you are just starting out or you are still in this phase, you gotta know that it’s normal and the important thing you can do is do a lot of work. Put yourself on a deadline so that every week you finish one piece. It’s only by going through a volume of work that you will close that gap, and your work will be as good as your ambitions. And I took longer to figure out how to do this than anyone I’ve ever met. It’s gonna take a while. It’s normal to take awhile. You just gotta fight your way through.”
— Ira Glass (via oddhour)
when the purportedly automatic hands free sink doesn't work so you have to wave your hands around casting the Sink Work incantation
I spent a good chunk of my weekend scrambling to finish this comic. I hope you like it. I was really trying to push myself with the colours.
You know what’s wild? This comic still gets reblogged every single day. I made it so long ago it doesn’t even feel like my own work haha. Anyways, I guess I’m glad people still like it but it’s very weird to have One Piece of Art that Doesn’t Fade.
i dont understand how he/him lesbians and she/her gays are so confusing to people
they're. they're just using. pronouns. they're just using pronouns that's all
some of you will be like "respect everyone's pronouns or else😡" and then when a cis gay man uses she/her pronouns you suddenly don't understand how to use correct pronouns bc you don't think it matches with her sexuality, or a cis lesbian woman will use he/him pronouns and you'll harass him for not being feminine enough and accuse him of being trans or whatever. like can some of you people make up your damn minds do you respect people's pronouns or is your respect only for people you can strictly label and understand lmao.
the dehumanization of high-risk people at almost year 3 of the pandemic is so enormously scary and painful.
“high risk people will protect themselves” how? did you think about that? are we able to go grocery shopping? are we able to see loved ones? are we able to access lifesaving medical appointments? no! you refuse to protect us!
“I think you’re taking covid too seriously” I don’t want to die! I don’t want to die! I’m a human, too, and I don’t want to die! Look at me — I’m a human!
Cresting through year four of the pandemic, medical providers are now punishing patients who ask for their doctors and nurses to be masked. They are calling it a “special request” and setting those appointments months out from what’s actually available on that basis, even if we need care more quickly.
“Please doctor, do your simple part to protect me from an airborne disease that could be deadly or devastating to me as a sick person“ is seen as a highly inconvenient imposition, even though the masks are right there are readily available and take mere moments to don.
“You’re the only one still asking for this,” they say, attempting to single us out, trying to destroy the solidarity of sick and disabled people, trying to make us feel like we’re inflicting something on them unfairly. “If you’re wearing a mask that’s good enough,” they say, like we’re complete fools who haven’t seen the data on efficacy of one way masking that’s been around since late 2020.
Like we are taking our wellbeing too seriously.
Like we’ve crossed a line by remaining conscientious.
Like we’re wrong for believing that our immune compromised, high risk, complex disabled lives are worth treating with care.
The eugenicist undercurrent has existed in American healthcare (I can’t speak of other places) for my entire life. It’s always been there under the surface, but we could usually, eventually, push it down enough to get the care that we needed.
Now the eugenics are right there on the surface. I figure we’re about 6 months from being denied care if we’re masked. I hope to heaven and back that I’m wrong.
hate how this 1) manages to make fun of Belgium without bothering to mention us 2) every single person in the notes knows this 3) it's true
enough posting about your blorbos. we need to talk about the reality rift
“i could fix him.” GIRL COULD YOU FIX THE REALITY RIFT ???