Proving a point to my boyfriend.
PLEASE REBLOG if you (male or female) believe it is perfectly okay and natural for a guy of any age to cry
I’ve never hit reblog faster or harder.
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Animal Gaits for Animators by Stephen Cunnane
This is so amazing
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My lil dog used to amble all the time, she was the only dog we had that did it. I called it her baby bear walk.
Have you guys ever thought that maybe the reason Doctor Strange said to Tony “I’m sorry, there was no other way” was not because he had given Thanos the stone but because out of 14,000,605 futures he saw, the only one they would win was the one that Tony dies?
Plus: And after see the future where Tony sacrifices himself, Stephen kept looking for another way to win the battle because he saw Tony’s life with Pepper and Morgan and that’s why there are 14,000,605 possible outcomes?
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I just broke my own heart while writing it 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
“Jarvis .. sometimes you gotta run before you can walk.”
Happy 49th Birthday Anthony Edward “Tony” Stark (May 29 1970 - 2023)
Idk shit about Game of Thrones but
Apparently the shows last season is so bad that the r/freefolk subreddit kinda just
Decided they were done with GoT and just
They just kinda
Chose a better series
Idk shit about Game of Thrones but
Apparently the shows last season is so bad that the r/freefolk subreddit kinda just
Decided they were done with GoT and just
They just kinda
Chose a better series
Damn straight..
Heavy reblogging
Conspiracy theories are a way for stupid people to feel like they are smart and empowered.
The mouthbreathing idiocy of the conspiracy theories surrounding the fire in Notre Dame are making me want to scream and punch things.
Grow the fuck up, you fucking idiots. You aren’t in on some big secret that only you and your Facebook friends know about. You’re useful idiots and rubes who are being exploited by people who sell boner pills and push cash for gold scams. You are so fucking stupid, it’s a goddamn miracle you don’t set yourselves on fire every day.
Conspiracy theories are a way for stupid people to feel like they are smart and empowered.
The mouthbreathing idiocy of the conspiracy theories surrounding the fire in Notre Dame are making me want to scream and punch things.
Grow the fuck up, you fucking idiots. You aren’t in on some big secret that only you and your Facebook friends know about. You’re useful idiots and rubes who are being exploited by people who sell boner pills and push cash for gold scams. You are so fucking stupid, it’s a goddamn miracle you don’t set yourselves on fire every day.
Jack hitting the white board, drawn on a white board.
I should print this and put it on my whiteboard 😂
lmao do it!!😂 Let the circle begin!!
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@rare-magpie I drew a thing :3c
OH YES
“Am I stuck in a loop!?”
Ok I love what’s happening here!
Teach boys about periods
My mother also talked about periods to my brothers.
When I first got mine I had terrible cramps. Crippling cramps. I once was camping with my family and a few of my big brother’s friends when my period came. My cramps were so bad that my mom gave me a full pain killer ( I was 13 and before that she only gave me pills cut in half).
I literally laid down on my parents’ air mattress and cried in pain for an hour before the pill kicked in.
My brothers friend came in to the big tent and I was just curled up and sobbing. Now, I was quite the tomboy and was known to rough house with my brothers and their friends and made sure I wasnt seen as just “a little girl.” So my brother’s friend was confused to see me openly weeping in the fetal position (seriously, these were the worst cramps I have had in my life. My vision went white). He asked what was wrong with me.
My big brother stood up immediately and suggested a nice long hike. During this hike I am sure he had a pretty awkward conversation with his friend explaining menstrual cramps, because when they got back the pain pill had (mostly) kicked in and I was sitting up at a table when my brother’s friend sheepishly asked me if I was feeling better. I said I was better, and he said good.
When we made s'mores that night my brother and his friend kept me well supplied with chocolate.
Making sure sons know as much about periods and menstruation as daughters makes them better brothers, better sons better fathers, and better men. A man that understands a period will not lightly accuse a woman of “being on her period” if the woman is in an argument.
Raise better sons Teach them about normal bodily functions.
HIT REBLOG PLEASE
this reminds me of that post about that dude who carries tampons with him at the gym because “half the world menstruates” and “you will build a whole guest room in case your friends want to stay the night but you won’t carry tampons in case they start their periods unexpectedly” or something and honestly they both give me life. <3
Contact pt5
Alien pov (Valars)
928,650,196,723
That’s how many troops have died trying to stop the human ships from entering our empire. That was the first of the many battles to come.
549,624,081
That’s how many have been taken alive by humans.
670,000
That’s how many stars humans have made gone supernova.
9,000
That’s how many black holes humans have made in our territory.
We begged the galactic assembly for help but only got a few ships thinking that would be enough to stop humans in their tracks. Giving the us a chance to push them back.
They were wrong.
Humans captured the ships and its crews. Only sending back the ships in flames with a video of the ships’ crews being tortured in ways unimaginable by galactic assembly and a note attached to the video saying “wait your turn.”
The galactic assembly never sent ships again.
As the humans fought through the our defenses cutting deeper and deeper into our territory they fought with a lust for blood and death as if they fought for a greater purpose then them selves.
On every planet they came across that we had a city or colony they burned it to the ground leaving nothing but ashes and ruins that seemed to be millions of years old.
We started going under ground trying to escape the flames humans fired from the sky’s above making it seem as if the world itself was on fire. But it wasn’t it was our buildings and the corpses of our troops and civilians alike.
When we started going underground humans dropped gases that made the air hard to breath and our skin blister as if the air was on fire its self.
And our young.
They suffered the most.
They were made to fight beasts from the human’s home world or at times against each other for human entertainment. If they refused to fight they were put into chambers and burned alive.
On the battlefield our troops fled as they unleashed four legged beasts that worked in groups to rip us apart limb by limb viciously. But seemed to calm down as humans approached and scratched their heads.
Rumors of humans painting their faces and ships with our blood spread.
Trillions of Valars died defending our home solar system.
Planet by planet they slaughtered every single Valars they could find then destroyed every planet they left by collapsing it on its own weight then moving on.
They got closer and closer until they have pushed the last of us into our home planet.
And we waited.
But nothing came.
After some time we thought they have left so we sent ships but as soon as they left our atmesphore they were shot down.
We couldn’t do nothing but wait.
Then a small ship appeared in our orbit and shot a small container into the middle of our biggest city with a note attached to it.
“A gift from humanity: ‘The Black Death’ ”
Was it a bomb to finish us of?
The small container then sprayed a mist into the air then it disappeared.
Was that it? Are humans that pathetic mist will scare us? We might survive this after all.
Only 20 of us Valars are left. The rest of the population of our planet has died with bubbles on their skin gasping for air, turning our blood black and thick, we waited one by one we caught the diesese.
Only 5 of us are left. We have what humans called “the black death”. Our blood is black our skin bubbling as if it was on fire. We felt it creeping up inside of us. Our species knew war. We made our great empire out of it.
But we didn’t know pain, suffering, or death like humans did. What they have unleashed in our planet was nothing as seen before.
Humans brought the gift of death and destruction with them and they were horrible. But to humans it was the first of many gifts for the galaxy and humans loved it.
They found it beautiful.
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Nothing to say today lol sorry just like and reblog please❗❗(:
@genesistaylor you asked me to please tag you on my next post so here you go (:
Contact pt4
Human pov
When humans found out there were other sentient beings out there in the universe they rushed back to their solar system and did the most obvious thing, gather gifts for their new friends and give it them to them the next time they meet.
They had 5 medium ships full of all the knowledge and history humans could offer. They also had toys. machines, animals, plants, precious metal, games, food, books, art, and some of the smartest minds humanity had to offer.
They had everything ready to go back and make friends with the alien races of the galaxy and everyone was hoping they would be impressed.
But one day the aliens came to them instead. Humans were shocked at first but they rushed to get the last things ready for their new friends.
As ships took off from a colony in Pluto everyone waited for news from their friends as the first message was being sent but then the aliens fired.
People screamed some in anger and some in fear others in shock but everyone just watched as the supposed new alien friends shot at the 5 ships that were meant to be gift from humanity to the galaxy.
But instead all of humanity watched as alien ships split into small groups targeting hospitals, schools, government buildings, any building that was not protected in some way was attacked in the solar system and was reduced to rubble.
Once the aliens left after a whole week of distuction they left nothing but rubble and death all over the solar system. And everyone did grieve but from that sadness came anger and hatred
Aliens didn’t know human history. They forgot to destroy the things that would help humanity get its revenge. The factories that will be used to create weapons of death, the bunkers where billions were hiding, the news stations that caught all the horrible things the aliens did. And it was safe to say humanity wanted blood but not from other humans like its always been. They wanted alien blood.
The council of humans gathered and ordered operation warlords. An operation that was created for this exact situation. Which meant every factory would produce weapons or ships that will help the war and anyone above the age of 18 will be drafted into humanities untied military.
Humanity returned to the thing it has done even before they could even farm. War. And nothing could stop the old ways to come back.
Aliens called them primitive so they will be just that primitive, savages and ruthless. The laws of war won’t apply to aliens
Two years passed.
The day everyone has been waiting for. Humanity was ready.
They had a fleet of trillions of ships with trillions of soldiers ready to fight for Humanity to match.
They had Weapons of mass destruction that would put nuclear bombs to shame. But that didn’t mean humans would use those either.
They even brought back to life disease that plagued humanity since the beginning of civilization itself.
So humans flow to the first of many targets for their revange on the galaxy in a great ball of fire caused from the engines of many ships some twice the size of Jupiter.
The Valars Empire will be the first to tastes humanities revenge.
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Hi sorry this is late I try to update almost everyday if possible but I hope you guys enjoy (: if any of you have any advice that can make my writing better please message me I’ll take advice from anyone. And also people have told me they want this stories longer so any advice on that to please message me. So if guys are enjoying this mini series of mine please like and reblog this thank you!! ((:
Contact pt2
Alien pov
Outside the planet XSD-4E8
Its been long since the last major war in the galaxy. Every species has been identified and been part of the galactic assembly for many cycles now and all species have their own empires carved out. The biggest belonging to the Valars which they got after the Great Wars.
But now peace is around the corner as the assembly gathered for the last time to discuss the future of the galaxy.
But I waited in a ship waiting for the news of peace with different species ready to relax and forget about war after all its been billions of cycles since the last wars but now we just relaxed only waiting.
I walked into the brigd where everyone only waited for news. Then a flash appeared through the windows and the ship rocked as if a explosion just went off next to the ship.
But when we saw it. We all stood in awe as the ship outside spit fire gliding across the emptiness of space. But it look rigid with scratches across its surface with guns all over it as if expecting an attack at any moment.
Then it stopped silent the fires that seemed to guide this metal giant stopped its lights went dark nothing moved. But as if a roar of a great beast it seemed as if it came back to life.
But the awe expressions passed as reality set in. This was not a ship ever seen before its black gray rigid style with guns and doors on every inch seemed completely different compared to our ship that was smooth all around with its silver color guns hidden from the universe with only 6 doors at most. Our ships same size but styles different ours smooth and shinny and there’s whoever they are rigid and dull but with its own beauty in its self.
We got signals. As if they were trying to communicate with someone that was not us. This went for a while as everyone just stared at the ship. But then a small explosion happened on its side.
Were they firing at us? Everyone panicked for a second before seeing a small pod flying straight towards us no one knew what to do. But we waited and when it finally latched to the side of our ship they began to melt the metal making a circle from the outside the new melted door was pushed inwards making a booming sound. Everyone waited that’s all we could do right now. Wait. But we didn’t expect what came in next.
Tall hairless creatures walking on 2 limps when they have 4 covered in muscles but the other two were busy caring a long skinny black sticks of metal we watched through the computers as they stacked around the room examining it every in. At that moment we knew they had to be a predator species the way they moved and communicated was so primitive it was disgusting. Covered in all black they moved through the ship not finding nothing or anyone for that matter since everyone was at the bridge scared watchong. No one knew how to deal with a predator because no one has ever found a sentient one.
We watched as they moved from room to room and finally to the bridge. No one dared do anything to make a sound as if avoiding to trigger the primitive instincts of this species right outside the door then they all stopped moving for a second before sprinting back to their pod with a speed never seen before, detaching and leaving back to their ship before a blinding white light reappeared and the giant metal fire breathing ship disappeared.
“Send a message to the assembly quickly they have to be warned about what we have found or what has found us” said the Captain, she was a Druv huge her kind known for being great warriors but right now she seemed afraid for her life.
“Captain we aren’t allowed to contact the assembly well they meet”
“I do not care this will change everything, now send that message”
“What will the message say captain?”
“Put, "Code prey 4”
That message left that ship no one new what to do. But when it reached the assembly chaos broke loose everyone running trying to figure who this strange species is and where they came from. But one thought was common. What to do with them?
Contact pt1
Okay so this is my first writting something like this and its going to be dumb writting so if you like it thank you !! And please reblog this if you want me to continue (:
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Human pov
Humans have traveled to space. But only short distances they have colonies on every planet and moon all over their solar system but have never traveled outside of it. And unfortunately they have never meet another alien species so they been searching for a way to travel faster until one day they discovered how to do it in 2075.
Tv’s all over the solar system watched as the first ship was ready to travel to the center of the galaxy to try and find alien life. Everyone watched as the first ship the USS Enterprise readied for the first human to jump into the stars.
Then everyone hold still all over the solar system as the count down began and the voices were heard all over the solar system spoke.
“USS Enterprise are you ready to make history?”
“Control all lights are green and the dark matter is stable and we are ready to jump on the count down control”
“Commencing count down Enterprise good luck out there”
“Jump in…”
“3”
“2”
“1”
“Jump”
All screens shown bright for a second. Then the ship was gone only leaving static showing all over the the solar system.
“Enterprise are you there?” Said control to no one especially but just a dark void.
“….”
“Enterprise come in please” the man on the tv said in a desperate voice.
“….”
“Ladies and gentlemen we are sorry to announce we have lost contact with the USS Enterprise. Scientists always new the possibility of th-”
“Control are you there? This is USS Enterprise we have arrived at our location I repeat we have made it to the center of our galaxy. Its beautiful out here peaceful.”
“Enterprise this is control we are here and we hear you loud and clear ready the jump and return back home we have champagne all over to celebrate.”
Cheers could be heard in all over the solar system in the streets, the schools, the hospitals, the prisons everywhere people cheered for this great step in human space travel since the moon landing.
But those cheers were cut short by the next few words that rang throughout the universe.
“Control we have a problem”
“What is it Enterprise?”
“We’re not alone out here”
Reactions were some in anger some in fear and others in shock. But none of these came from humans. Humans only grow curious and happy to have friends in the universe.
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So this is the first of a mini series I’m doing hope you guys enjoy I love this kind of stories so please reblog and like and I promise to post more in the future. And the second part will be from an alien point of view and if you guys notice similarities between this one and other stories or post is cause most of my inspiration comes from them so yea thank you guys for reading ! (:
Contact pt3
Alien pov
“Who are they? And where did they come from?!” This was the question the galactic assembly has been asking since seeing the footage of the ship where sentient predators went in. Everyone was shocked to say the least no one knew how to approach this species of savages.
“We kill them all. We start with their young and stop this infestation from spreading then we continue to their old. Thats what will do.” Everyone was shocked at this words. But everyone agreed this had to happen. They had to. Predators were a infestation and had to be destroyed that was known throughout the galaxy without question. Predators didn’t reason they just killed.
“We tracked the species to the edges of the galaxy. They have colonized only their solar system and it seems they are a young species.” Everyone saw as a solar system of single star appeared with only 8 planets but it appears they have been able to colonize every inch of it.
“We will proceed with what the Druv proposed. Kill the young then will kill there fully grown. Have all ships that holds a gun to gather in the solar systems around them and prepare for a full scale attack on the savages.” This came from the repesntives of the Valars. They pretty much were the leaders of the galactic assembly so no one argued with them.
After many cycles of preparations they galactic fleet was ready. They have learned this specie’s languages, and have discovered that they send their young ones to something called “school” everyday that will be their targets. As while as hospitals they targeted all their most vulnerable positions as while since this species seems to be drive by emotions they wouldn’t be able to wage war with grieving which will make them easy pickings afterwards.
So when the day finally came. And the final orders were given out a fleet of 100,000 took off ready to attack their targets.
They arrived to very little resistance no ships no sentries as if they didn’t fear of being attacked.
When they closed in on the first colony of savages they weren’t fired upon as expected instead they saw 5 small ships traveling towards them. No guns. But they got a message for the small fleet of ships
“Hello there welcome frien-”
The message was cut off by explosions as every ship in the galactic assembly fired upon the small group of ships. The assembly won’t waste time talking to savages.
Later as the ships finished its attacks on the human solar system they returned to the territories to celebrate from saving the galaxy and the peace. They have gotten rid of infestation of savages killers.
But they did the opposite. They woke the human war machine. Humans will no longer fight between themselves but instead the galaxy will have to face the entire might of a human untied front and they will make the entire galaxy for what they did to them ten times that of that day.
Since aliens aren’t human, the rules and laws of war do not apply to them and they won’t be treated by them.
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Hi !! So idk if you guys are liking this series but if you do please do me a favor and like and reblog this! And I’m also thinking of changing my username so if you have an suggestions send them my way and thank you !!
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