the-memedaddy
meirl
I addded the last 3 because people don’t believe me: Jotaro is italian, Jolyne mom’s only american, Joseph is british BY BLOOD
Sledge: I have an idea.
Thatcher: A good one?
Sledge: Let's not get ahead of ourselves.
Lion: [playing an out of tune guitar]
Finka: Hey, you take requests?
Lion: Sure!
Finka: Please stop.
Tachanka: [looking into his cup] What kind of tea is this?
Kapkan: Oh, I boiled some Gatorade.
Twitch: Hey, is there a word that's a mix between angry and sad?
Doc: Malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated.
Rook: Smad.
Castle: How much money do you have?
Thermite: 69 cents.
Castle: AYE, you know what that means?
Thermite: [tearing up] I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets.
Capitão and Caveira: [skipping stones on a lake]
Capitão: Lovely day out, isn't it?
Caveira, aggressively: Take that, you fuckin' lake.
Doc, on the radio: What's your emergency?
Recruit: I'm sitting in a pool of blood
Doc: Is it yours...?
Recruit: Yeah, I think so.
Doc: Do you know where it's coming from?
Recruit: Probably the gunshot wound.
Doc: Have you been shot at?
Recruit: Oh, yeah, definitely.
Sledge: Help me with this crossword puzzle. I need a four-letter word for disappointment.
Thatcher: Mute.
Sledge: It fits.