Anyone could tell that was a clever lie

“It’s the Greater Dog” >Beckon >Pet >Play

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Photos by @jhetty-too-turnt

>///u///< So, cute.~*pet*

the interpolation on this gif is fucking terrifying, i feel like uncle phil is about to quickly teleport to my house to kill me

he’s dash canceling

Taunt cancel into demon that’s actual tech

I want one!

Oh look, Aperture Science is at it again!

@peridotsofficialtwitteraccount, @robonoidsofficialtwitteraccount

“is anyone there” bitch this some fnaf shit man i ain’t goin near that

CONSIDER ME OFFICIALLY CREEPED OUT

I love her

My new child

And don’t let anyone tell you otherwise~

@ like every girl I’m mutuals with

@ every girl i follow

@ every girl

I think my least favorite Hetero Trope is when the girl eats a burger or whatever and the dude is like “Wow, I like a girl who can eat” like what the fuck did your last girlfriend do, photosynthesis?

“Tips to prevent mood swings: avoid caffeine, alcohol and sugary foods” that’s me diet tho mate

hhhnnnngggggggg

The Folly Of Man (2015 - 2016)

i don’t get it omg

who the fuck is party cannon they’re the true rebels here

imagine having foreign relations like this.

relationship goals

actually sleeping with someone is so nice like waking up in the middle of the night and snuggling closer or lazily giving them a kiss or just feeling their arms around you squeeze slightly even though they’re in a deep sleep or handholding while you both are asleep ugh that’s that shit I like