ready to do whatever love requires of me

cat breaking bad be like lets see paw allens card

american psycho i mean

cat american psycho i mean

sorry

cat breaking bad be like jesse we need to lay in this beam of sunshine

you conjure such a beautiful world

i love nyquil. its just lile. detroit become liquid. i dont use the measure cup i just chug what feels right . im moving backwards through a brick wall rn

you could fit anything in me rn im so relaxed

for sure gonna shit the bed tonight

You’ve summed up nyquil in a way that most could not

hello

whoaaaa my spotify wrapped just got released this is crazy

from me to you.......

skeletons could BONE each other at a RAVEYARD and someone might tell them to get a TOMB. if i had one wish from the genie i would ask it to blow up every tesla car no matter how close they are to people

How about we agree to disagree.

posting these fucking gems from the notes

why does the first second or two look like a mobile game ad

Every time I rewatch breaking bad I’m completely STUNNED by how fast Walt resorts to cooking meth to pay his medical bills. He doesn’t try literally anything else before resorting to meth. He finds out he has cancer and then immediately contacts the first meth dealer he can find and is like “let’s be partners.” Like I cannot emphasize enough that cooking meth was Walter White’s FIRST resort, not his last. His old college friends even offer him an executive position at an immensely successful business he helped found so the health insurance would cover most of it and his pay would more than cover the rest, and he turns it down because he doesn’t want “handouts.” The story of breaking bad is about Walters descent into immorality and depravity but he really fucking hurtles off the diving board at the first chance he got and ignored the people throwing him life preserves.

This is why I don't watch mainstream television. The whole pre, pro, and post production crew all knew they were profiting off of glorifying meth usage to millions of impressionable viewers and they did it with glee.

This is so funny. You thought Breaking Bad was about how doing meth is cool?

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“omg im so happy for you guys! can i see the wedding pics?” “yea sure check this out”

crazy how that stuff works

Tch. Would've been funnier with breasts 🤣

excuse me?

i work at google and when you search something i have to make up what it means

you are only interested in me because you know i have snacks at my house

you wanna end my reign of terror so bad it makes you look stupid

it's rotten work. especially to me especially if it's you. I'll fucking do it but christ alive.

i heard he can go into the spirit halloween without crying at all

being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors