Truth is...I am Iron Man.

one thing i have learned this year reading a lot of old-timey diaries is that they straight up did not know anything about medicine. i mean less than nothing. sylvia plath writes in her journal that she’s got a bad cold but fortunately the doctor has prescribed her some cocaine drops so she should be okay. louisa may alcott is like well i am in horrible pain for no apparent reason (after being treated with mercury for the fever she developed working as a nurse in a civil war hospital) but fortunately i am able to sleep pretty well at night thanks to this opium i’ve been prescribed. franz kafka is totally fine all spring and summer just writing about going out for coffee and seeing plays with his friends and then november hits and he’s like “i am in agony life is meaningless i am a worm upon the earth” and it truly is like franz buy a sun lamp king

Oh I can’t possibly study, I have allotted the next six hours to yearning vaguely

me: *buying more makeup* I live for temporary material satisfaction also when will I die

you though this was gonna be a christmas post? guess again bitch! happy hanukkah! may your latkes be delicious and you have a blessed holiday season! אני אוהב את כולכם כל כך !!!

“you are a lawyer and he is a hamster” is one of the funniest statements ive ever had the pleasure of reading

Is it ever too late for a Biden/Obama meme.

Bringing back solid ObamaBiden memes

Harry Styles for ‘Golden’ 

“I know you were way too bright for me”

GOLDEN by HARRY STYLES

okay, so i was watching the baseball scene from twilight, as one does, and i noticed something i’d never caught before (maybe you all have and i’m just super slow on the pick-up) but after this (badly screenshotted) piece of poetic cinema happens, where edward and emmett crash into one another just as lightning strikes behind them

the have this cute giggle moment where we get to see them be actual playful teenagers together which is something we very rarely see edward do but it’s even better than that because

Edward absolutely gives him the finger.

i know this screenshot is atrocious, it’s from netflix and it really is a very brief moment so i couldn’t get one that was better but like…

tumblr comedy I haven’t seen in a while and I kind of miss: when someone says like ‘smoothies are great’ and then someone else says ‘juices are great too!’ and the first person says ‘make your own post’ and then the second person says ‘okay’ and then you scroll down and theres a second post.

I also love seeing posts where someone says something that clearly sets up a joke and then has very obviously messaged their friend to question it in a reblog so they deliver the punchline with maximum impact. Haven't seen that in a while

make your own post

I love seeing posts where someone says something that clearly sets up a joke and then has very obviously messaged their friend to question it in a reblog so they deliver the punchline with maximum impact. Haven't seen that in a while

This headline took me tf out

Ewan McGregor

Jiminy Cricket

by Guillermo del Toro...

Brendan Fraser is hot

we love a flagrantly evil vp candidate dont we folks

For heavens sake shut the fuck up. You Americans literally have a president/government that is corrupt and incompetent in running a country. Yes she has done bad things, but she’s not a r*pist, she doesn’t claim at every possible moment she’s cognitively adept, and she hasn’t almost started WW3 and is currently letting thousands of you die from a pandemic with proven effective control methods. You younger voters, working class and underclass voters have the opportunity to put a party in power that is not 100% evil yet you’re trying to put people off participating in the most important part of democracy? No, fuck off. If you don’t vote then you might as well give up to the authoritarian country you are clearly becoming