How Far I’ll Go, Moana. feat. Auli'l Cravalho & Lin Manuel Miranda
i made a new art account
and its p much gonna be my main so i wont really be accessing this account much because i made it entirely new, ahh
@bundoodlesandjunk
v unhappy but here is Sierra, I love her
here is my art shit, fucc
psychic: *reads my mind* my brain: so the boys come up to my apartment and i’m wearing a robe. i’m ONLY wearing a robe. and i say “why don’t you come into my boudoir and watch me do a monologue?” and they say “where’s the bed” and i say “this is the bed right here” and they say “can we sit on the bed?” and i say “sure but these are expensive japanese linen” and they say “but they’re not even soft.” and i say, “sometimes, things that are expensive…are worse.” psychic: what the fuck
lesbianxwing-deactivated2017091
everyone talks about how terrible tumblr was from 2012-2014, but let me tell you, as someone who has been on this website for 5 years, 2015-2017 has been the absolute fucking worst from blatant bullying, to spreading extremely diluted information about mental illness, excusing unhealthy coping mechanisms, and adopting black and white thinking skills. yeah sure, there was some cringy shit back in 2012, but at least people were fucking nice to each other
The villain gives their customary “join me and we can be great” speech. The hero accepts.
atomicreactor
“Join me, and we could rule the world together! Hell, the UNIVERSE! Why, with my vision and your raw power, we could–”
“Okay.”
“… I’m… sorry?”
“Well I mean you should be, you’ve been acting like an ass this whole time, but whatever, okay. I’ll join you.”
“You– wha?”
“Well I already can’t use my powers to rescue a kitten from a tree without being eyeball deep in Should Supers Be Government Regulated discourse. And selective media coverage that makes me look like a prick. And have you seen the memes? I’m done.”
“I–”
“And I got a tooth knocked out in a fight last week but I don’t get dental coverage for this gig. Or, you know. Income of any kind, livable or not. But you own a multi-billion dollar evil corporation so I assume there’s benefits?”
“Yes. There’s… yes.”
“So whatever, I’m in. Evil’s my middle name, or something. What’s our plan?”
“…”
“Do you… what, do you not have a plan?”
“Honestly no, I really didn’t think you’d be on board, I– I’m not sure how to proceed from here.”
“Talk it out over drinks on you?”
“… deal.”
me: *displays affection by giving you links to posts i think are relevant to your interests*
“Will the rain ever stop?
I’ve been cold for such a long time”
child handling for the childless nurse
My current job has me working with children, which is kind of a weird shock after years in environments where a “young” patient is 40 years old. Here’s my impressions so far:
Birth - 1 year: Essentially a small cute animal. Handle accordingly; gently and affectionately, but relying heavily on the caregivers and with no real expectation of cooperation.
Age 1 - 2: Hates you. Hates you so much. You can smile, you can coo, you can attempt to soothe; they hate you anyway, because you’re a stranger and you’re scary and you’re touching them. There’s no winning this so just get it over with as quickly and non-traumatically as possible.
Age 3 - 5: Nervous around medical things, but possible to soothe. Easily upset, but also easily distracted from the thing that upset them. Smartphone cartoons and “who wants a sticker?!!?!?” are key management techniques.
Age 6 - 10: Really cool, actually. I did not realize kids were this cool. Around this age they tend to be fairly outgoing, and super curious and eager to learn. Absolutely do not babytalk; instead, flatter them with how grown-up they are, teach them some Fun Gross Medical Facts, and introduce potentially frightening experiences with “hey, you want to see something really cool?”
Age 11 - 14: Extremely variable. Can be very childish or very mature, or rapidly switch from one mode to the other. At this point you can almost treat them as an adult, just… a really sensitive and unpredictable adult. Do not, under any circumstances, offer stickers. (But they might grab one out of the bin anyway.)
Age 15 - 18: Basically an adult with severely limited life experience. Treat as an adult who needs a little extra education with their care. Keep parents out of the room as much as possible, unless the kid wants them there. At this point you can go ahead and offer stickers again, because they’ll probably think it’s funny. And they’ll want one. Deep down, everyone wants a sticker.
sunshinedeertreeself
This is perfect.
DRAW WINKLES ON YOUR LADIES. DRAW SCARS ON YOUR LADIES.
I’M TIRED OF SEEING 50 YEAR OLD WOMEN WHO LOOK LIKE THEY’RE 20.
STOP LYING AND GIT GUD. IT’S NOT THAT HARD TO DRAW A LINE OR TWO UNDER THEIR EYES.
And if you need reference here’s a google search of ‘old women’
And here is an example I doodled so you can see what really makes a woman LOOK like she’s older.
i hope ur having fun in space lars but its time to come apologize to sadie ok
How to draw In a Heartbeat NSFW/Yaoi
Hi everyone ! Since I’ve been drawing a lot of Iahb fanarts recently, I want to share a small tutorial on how to draw nsfw and yaoi of Sherwin and Jonathan because damn it’s so hot.
First, open your favorite art program. Mine’s sai.
Then, start sketching ! It’s better to start with who you see on top, at least it’s what I do lol.
Then, take the eraser tool, and clean up everything ! You need to have your layer plain white !
Then, take the pen tool. It need to be solid black, people tend to remember stuff more when it’s written in black, huge letters.
It’s a good start ! Now, there’s only a few letters more !
AND HERE YOU GO !
Now, stop involving In a Heartbeat characters in your sexual stuff, because they are kid and that’s just romance. First, fetishizing kids is terrible, and second, LGBT+ contents and fictions aren’t necessarily sexual.
Most of you wouldn’t write or draw porn with a 13 y.o boy and girl ? Then it’s not okay for LGBT+ kids either.
We are people you know.
