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foxdear

How to spot a nerd: See if they’re wearing this, then take their lunch money

I think you meant, then see if they want to have an in-depth conversation about it. Because taking their lunch money makes you a bully.

And being a bully makes you an asshole.

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fuckboyzuko

Um… how the fuck is there a lure on an unreachable pokestop? Like, I’m watching this thing, and there are no boats near it. Why is there a stop even out there?

I mean, I have a kayak at home. I could go get it and paddle out there just to see what the deal is. Is it worth it?

I AM FUCKING DOING THIS.

I am literally sitting here in a kayak catching pokemon, and I still can’t figure out how someone got a lure on this pokestop. It’s just me out here, no other boats, like what the hell. People on the shore are staring at me. I can feel them judging me for actually paddling out to this pokestop. GOTTA CATCH EM ALL.

When I got back to the shore, a guy asked me if he could borrow my kayak to get the pokestop, and now I’m charging people $10 a pop to use it.

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jemthecrystalgem

What a time to be alive

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prozdvoices

vixen-price said:

Read through some pokemon names, horribly mis-pronouncing every single one

One of my favorite things is mispronouncing things with absolute, unflappable confidence.

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susedraws said:

Please… I need a link to your fake Ruby/Saphire commercial where you mispronounce everything. It’s always been my favorite and it is IMPOSSIBLE to find. I’ve spent 40% of my battery trying to find it. :’( I hope it wasn’t taken down?

here’s a reblog, i’ve added some tags to make this easier to find