how is anyone supposed to sleep. in these temprachures

My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.

every time we serve chicken at work i think of this post

1.  If you were wondering, you can type the numbers in the works cited into google and they appear to be medical journal articles about using medical imaging to detect and diagnose a rare form of Gastritis.

2. Please enjoy the offical powerpoint presentation of this paper at an academic conference by the original author, complete with Q&A:

THIS IS GOLD

oh m god please watch the video it’s some of the most contagious laughter on the planet

When I saw this cross my dash tonight, I smiled and thought “yess, the chicken chicken chicken post, I get to reblog it again and inflict it on all of the people that have followed me since last time”, and then I scrolled down more and to my utter delight there was A VIDEO, needless to say my night has been made

I HAVE NOT SEEN THE CHICKEN VIDEO IN TEN DAMN YEARS HOLY SHIT

STILL FUNNY

The bell

The last question

The woman howling in laughter 90% of the time

It’s all beautiful

It’s all

So beautiful

I love that he was absolutely 100% prepared for a question in chickenese.

“I do not feel capable summarizing this article”

Same

Chicken chickens chickens

Chickens.

Chick chicken chicken chickens chiiiiicken. Chicken chicken.

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

Man sees crab for the first time.

does he…

Live in the

Some fucking

mollusk

pulls up

Who else up being soooo eepy always :3

DO YOU LIKE TO PLAY CASTELVANIA BRO

i see this post every day. every fucking day i see this really buff guy in his stupid fucking gas mask with his shirt off saying DO YOU LIKE TO PLAY CASTLEVANIA BRO and i dont fucking understand. why is he saying that. why am i strangely attracted to him. why ado i see him every day. is this going to last the rest of my life. am i going to be trapped in buff guy castlevania hell for the rest of my disgusting life. im so tired of seeing this muscular man asking me if i like to play castlevania. when will this nightmare end.

Unmute !

Every single one of these kittens: “The world is SO BIG and I am SO SMALL and I am not sure what to do with myself but I sure am trying.”

reminder to:

I just would like to thank everyone who ever reblogs this so that it somehow ends up back on my dash because I usually need the reminder (especially the drinking water one)

Of all posts to see with a million notes, I’m glad it’s this one.

i wonder if the karl marx yaoi artist kept my karl marx puppet. forrest and i started dating because of that puppet i hope they cherish it

okay so this will be a longer one. sorry

for my 20th birthday my one nonbinary friend named Scooter was like one of the only people to bring me a gift even though i was like nooo i dont need anything so naturally im intrigued when they roll up with a party bag and say 'open this but you have to read the paper okay'

and so this fucking. thng is in there. on the piece of paper theres a printed amazon review that they are ushering me to read so, i do, out loud:

so naturally this thing becomes like a cherished fucking treasure of mine. when i get kicked out of my house mid-pandemic, this is like one of the first things i grab on the way out.

flash forward, im living in my grammas basement, which is mostly cement and has no windows, and also occasionally has voles drop from the cieling because its very poorly sealed, and so i cant sleep at 3 AM because a vole is running around my room and i cant catch it

so like a normal person, i think 'hey i should make a video' and so i film a 'Karl Marx Bring Me The Horizon x Megan The Stallion Yaoi Thirst Video' in my desolate saw-movie looking basement where, the only thing visible occasionally is my hands, and occasionally i flash images of karl marx anime drawn yaoi

well the artist that draws that yaoi is on tumblr you can look them up and i did get permission for this but i know they dont like being swamped by people trolling them and i feel like its best to let them exist peacefully in their own biome

the important part of this story is that my boyfriend, currently a stranger to me, saw this video and said 'that was pretty funny' and for whatever ungodly reason went to my profile, thought 'hey this person's pretty cute' instead of thinking i might be insane like everyone else and then we started talking after that (we've been together almost three years and live together now)

well anyway for our 1 year anniversary i, wanted to pay proper tribute to the marx doll, and we were moving in together so i knew. i knew it was time. he was too good for me. so i reached out to the karl marx yaoi artist on tumblr and said 'hey i want to properly thank you for letting me use your art in my video. do you like puppets?' to which they went '?' and i showed them the puppet

and well man the rest is history. karl marx yaoi guy if you see this i hope you still have him, and thanks for helping me get gay married

alright trans ppl we're returning to the fucking sea until shit gets better lets go everyone

this is awesome

trans pride flag colorpicked from this crab (i swear all those colors are on the crab itself)

yeahhh >:D

fun fact! did you know that you can gain extra ‘forbidden time’ by staying up late in the night? but Watch Out

a transgender person's smile is the most precious thing in the entire universe

Tkhorm, a huge black beast and my old good friend, walks in the sunset field ~

Made in Blender.

Okay op first of all this is strikingly breathtaking and I can't believe I'm not looking at a real animal oh my gods!!!!!! 😭😭😭

Secondly I need you to know it looks like my cat

Someone did this in BLENDER and threw it on Tumblr for FREE and Disney with all their custom-made cutting-edge state-of-the-art programs can’t pull off realistic water bubbles and wants you to pay twenty bucks a ticket for it.

Support unions for CG artists. This is what being allowed to have passion looks like.

I love that I could tell it had hooves even though you covered the feet in grass. Phenomenal movement work!

THIS WAS MADE IN BLENDER?????

we’reくコ:彡 entering squid territory

 くコ:彡                                                                       くコ:彡                              くコ:彡  くコ:彡                                                        くコ:彡                           くコ:彡 くコ:彡

I know I’m following the right people when I see this kinda stuff on my dash

@setepenre-set

now C:≡ approaching octopus territory

C:≡                                                           C:≡                               C:≡      C:≡                                              C:≡                         C:≡

C:≡                                 C:≡      

onwards C{≡ to jellyfish territory

C{≡             C{≡

                                          C{≡               C{≡                                                     C{≡                         C{≡ C{≡                                 C{≡