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kitsuunix
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cheese24k

What happens when you scream out of your window in Sweden at night

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laughbro

I’m swedish and you probably think this is a joke, but its true

This mostly happens in areas where a lot of students live. 

The scream usually happens in the evening from what I know but I might be wrong. People do this to relieve stress since a lot of people have tests and assignments at the same time, it is a tradition that dates back to at least the 1970’s.

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ceasepool

Swedes are the biggest fucking circlejerkers in the world I swear to god if you do something wacky everyone will tag along and it’s great

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finals

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eddiesbadbreak-deactivated20180
Socialism: You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor.
Communism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.
Fascism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.
Nazism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and shoots you.
Bureaucratism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away..
Traditional Capitalism: You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
An American Corporation: You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.
A French Corporation: You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
Japanese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them Worldwide.
An Italian Corporation: You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.
A Swiss Corporation: You have 5000 cows. None of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.
Chinese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.
An Iraqi Corporation: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No one believes you and they bomb your arse. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy.......
Counter Culture: 'Wow, dig it, like there's these 2 cows, man, grazing in the hemp field. You gotta have some of this milk!'
Surrealism: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
Apathyologism: You have 2 cows. You do not care.
Fatalist: You have 2 doomed cows...
Atheism: You have 2 cows. There is no God.
A West-Country Corporation: You have 2 cows. That one on the left is kinda cute.
A Brazilian Corporation: You have 2 cows. You pay taxes for 6 cows. You have to sell one cow in order to pay the taxes. Your remaining cow gets sick and dies while waiting for availability in the public vet hospital.
Russia: You have two cows. Since they are both female, if you happen to keep them in the same stable you will pay a 5,000 rouble fine for homosexual propaganda.
PETA: You have two cows. You kill them both. You then use naked women to convince other people that killing cows is wrong.
Moffat: You have two cows. Both of them are your daughters time traveling from the past where they had a brief love affair with Da Vinci making you the rightful Queen of England. As you assume the throne, you throw them off a building.
Hussie: You have 2 cows. You ask for another one. Instead of getting just 1 cow, you get 2,485,506 cows.
Romney: You have 2 cows. You are not the president of the united states.
Once-ler: You have 1 cow. Everyone decides to make 5 different versions of that cow.
Old Spice: You have 2 cows. The cows are now diamonds. I'm on a horse.
An Irish Corporation: You have a million cows because they're everywhere
Tumblr: You have 2 cows. You ship them together and make GIF posts screaming about how much you love your cows, but they should stop existing because they are so perfect.
Also Tumblr: I give you a hamburger.
Night Vale: You do NOT have two cows. Cows do not exist. What's a cow? Show me a cow! That's not a cow! Who let you in here?
Tom Hiddleston: You have two cows. You are very sorry for them.
Thranduil: You do not have two cows, you have an elk. Riding on two cows is not majestic. Also the dwarves are on fire.
Dwarves: You had two cows but now they're on fire.
Bilbo Baggins: You did not invite those two cows for dinner.
Cows: The shit you go through.
This post: Started off as a post that explained different goverments but then everything changed when the fire nation attacked
#evolution
what-did-i-get-myself-into-blog

im gonna probably get hate for this but...

from the way things go and how people react im suspecting that there now exists an LGBTQ fandom.

seriously though, people obsess over having characters in the LGBTQ spectrum in frickin everything. Like I once attempted to start a story and a friend suggested i have one in it. I said no and they got all bothered about it and said that I was not being inclusive.

ITS MY FLIPPIN STORY AND ILL DO WHATEVER THE HELL I WANT WITH IT YOU INGLORIOUS FRICK. 

And last I double friggin checked, i've already made a character somewhere in that zone, without even considering your annoying as frick fandom.

Call me homophobic all you want, but your name calling and shitstorms aren't gonna keep me from my preferences in writing.

and for your information, i dont care what preference, lifestyle or choice you make, if you're an asshole, i'll hate your guts.

10 bucks says i wont get a single person who respects my opinions without trying to tell me im wrong.

#rant#fandoms#go screw yourself
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kitsuunix
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guilty-as-battery-charged

Friendly reminder that you’re allowed to like a thing without knowing every single fact about the thing

You’re allowed to like a movie without having to know every crew member’s name

You’re allowed to like a book without having to memorize every page

You’re allowed to like a video game without having to know all the Easter eggs and cheat codes

You’re allowed to like things and not be an expert on things

Liking things isn’t supposed to be stressful

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this is so right.

like seriously i just hate people who are like:

"Oh you like video games? which ones do you like to play?"

"well, i like smash bros brawl-"

"melee is better."

you ask for my flippin opinion, i dont give a (insert word of choice here) if you dont like my preferences

#thing
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malo-mart
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maddiebiscuits
bae-platinum asked:

modern au: link has a car. what kind of car and how do you think he would drive?

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maddiebiscuits answered:

Oh oh oh oh oh okay.

Ocarina of Time Link

Rauru had this Corolla parked out back his place and is letting Link drive it for a bit. Just a hand-me-down temp car. It’s got dents all over and the brakes squeal a bit.

Skyward Sword Link

He just HAPPENED to get a FRIGGIN’ SWEET RED FERRARI and no one knows HOW. How is he managing to pay for the insurance on this? He speeds all the time too he MUST have tickets. He’s in school everyone knows he doesn’t have the money Groose thinks this is utter bullshit.

"Hyrule Warriors" Link

He has a new 2013 Honda Civic: a car you can trust. The rims are extra shiny. He has a clean driving abstract too.

Twilight Princess Link

He has had this truck for years and just fixes it himself when it breaks down, which is about every other month. He is so far beyond giving a single shit about anything driving related. He takes this beast everywhere, to and from work, speeds, parks wherever the hell he feels like. No collision insurance.

And yet he mysteriously has no tickets or has ever been in a collision.

All “kid” Links

Beep beep

Wind Waker Link

BACK THE FUCK UP

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i love this post

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I'VE TRIED MAPLE SYRUP FOR THE FIRST TIME TONIGHT AND IT IS SO BEAUTIFUL I WANT TO BE A CANADIAN LIVING IN CANADA WITH A MAPLE TREE IN MY BACKYARD AND WHEN THERE'S SNOW I'LL POUR A BIT ON THE SNOW AND ROLL A POPSICLE STICK IN IT AND EAT IT.

So yeah. I love maple syrup.

#canada#maple syrup#beautiful