these two queens
huge if real

SpongeBob and Patrick sketch from Tea at the Treedome - physical
Land squirrel book painting from Tea at the Treedome
when the hunger's all that holds you together, who do you want by your side?
hot take: maybe making kids afraid of going to hell is bad for their mental health and development
when the hunger's all that holds you together, who do you want by your side?
ABSOLUTELY FUCKING LOSING IT AT THIS TWEET
[after one beer]
uh oh yall its gettin kinda hazy
what i imagine will happen every time i grab the ledge
where's that photo of that shepherd dog being comforted by one of the sheep he guards after saving them from a wolf attack
love and gratefulness and kindness on planet earth
guy 1: man im pissed off im like totally peeved the freak off
guy 2: why whats wrong man you can tell me anythang babygirl
guy 1: ive been talking to this trans broad from work she works in the get this in the coffee room a whole room for coffee you thought i was gonna say it didnt you well thats on you mf anyway i been talking to her cause she got a crazy ass like its insane but i found something that changed all that on god
guy 2: oh yeah? whats that honey
guy 1: shes a yuri trans girl not a yaoi trans girl
guy 2: shiiiiittttttt bro that sucks you know she posting about kissinh girls online instead of posting about boysmelll shitttttt that sucks bto
guy 1: ahah yeah whatevs :p
guy 2: well it dont matter i can be your girl i can be your princess we can kiss and rub our peanuseses togtehr
]guy 1: thanks dude i appreicate you
guy 2: no problem
the world trade centre: in this scenario 9/11 never happened