why am i dressed slutty you ask? to read classic literature alone in my room. mind your own business.

Meirl

two girls, chillin in a hot tub, five feet apart cause the internalized homophobia they both experience drastically reduces their ability to flirt and show interest in case they accidentally come off as predatory

I miss the god complex english class gave me

Murder at Disney

If Edna dissed me like that I’d have to throw my whole self in the trash out of shame.

and in this moment…Scylla knew Raelle was The One™.

reblog if you’re not afraid to have a picture of god on your blog

If we tell them this it might just work

What

Yeah in America that’s just an average Tuesday

In case y’all thought this wasn’t a real thing:

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-52045958

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/03/25/us/politics/coronavirus-fbi-shooting.html

https://time.com/5810734/fbi-terrorist-bomb-coronavirus-hospital/

and those are just the top 3 results when you google “missouri hospital terrorist”

This is America

Keira Knightley 20 January 2018

Does anyone else remember the story about that poor lesbian who came out to her mother and her mother cried and said “it’s all that damn Keira Knightley’s fault, I knew I shouldn’t have let you watch pride and prejudice as a child” because I’m really feeling that now

Yes

Bonus

I’m screaming

listen i respect y’all’s elizabeth bennets and elizabeth swanns and especially y’alls bend it like beckham babygays realizations but

DID Y’ALL MISS DOMINO (2005) ????

LOOK AT THIS FRESH DISASTER. THIS ABSOLUTE DREAM OF A MESS

DID Y”ALL MISS THIS

AND THIS

AND LOOK AT THIS GAY ANNOYANCE???

oh and at the end lucy liu shows up and interrogates her and it is v intense and lesbionic

in conclusion i had this haircut for 7 years and still want to kiss keira knightley

I can’t believe this Princess of Thieves erasure

she cuts off her own hair and dresses like a boy to protect the crown prince

also she’s amazing at archery. legolas whomst?

I recorded this on VHS commercials and all and watched it pretty much until the tape wore out. Totally in a heterosexual way though.

When I was 12, a drunk adult man shouted “You’re the hottest girl I’ve ever seen!” at me.

My reaction was to turn around and shout back, “Then OBVIOUSLY you’ve never seen Kiera Knightley!” and in retrospect I should have realized some things sooner than I did.

I know at this point this is basically a highlights reel of Keira Knightley’s whole filmography, but I present for your sword & sandals consideration, Keira as Celtic Guinevere in “King Arthur” (2004):

This post gets better every time I see it 

STOP, IM ALREADY GAY!

@blackkatmagic This entire thread is a mood!

HHHHHHHHHG

felt inspired to make this after reading some of the comments on my post about liking history

Them: “you’re so quiet, you should talk more!”

Me: “you’re so loud, you should shut the fuck up sometimes.”

Never Have I Ever Season 1, Episode 5 - “… started a nuclear war”

THIS IS THE HARDEST I HAVE LAUGHED IN SO LONG YOU HAVE CURED MY DEPRESSION

This is one of the greatest posts I’ve ever witnessed. The payoff was amazing.

i can’t believe superwholock existed as one the largest fandom(s) on this website. there hasn’t been a trace of it on my dashboard in years. No mention, no whisper. a ghost. i still follow people who reblogged it. i myself reblogged it. and yet here we are, not daring to ever mention it. im risking my life making this po

For those new to this site, “Superwholock” was the crossover fandom for the overlap of three of the biggest individual fandoms on tumblr - soup, the Finnish municipality of Perho, and Enlightenment philosopher John Locke.

Guys listen. Listen. At the start of this year, the year of our lord 2019, I was chatting to an actor in this play I was stage managing and she mentioned offhand that she’s thinking of getting a tattoo.

“Oh,” I say. “Of what?”

She looks a bit awkward. “Um. Have you ever heard of this thing called Superwholock?”

Let me tell you I aged about twenty years in the span of the next ten seconds where she started to explain Superwholock to me like it’s some new thing that’s just spawned into existence and I know, instinctively, that I will not survive this conversation, I am not strong enough, so I cut her off. “Uh, yeah. I know of Superwholock. I’ve been on Tumblr for a while.”

“What’s Tumblr?” she asks.

Guys… I think Superwholock is still out there. They just changed home base. I didn’t ask where her Superwholock community was because there are some things beyond mortal ken, some things that would surely drive one mad should one attempt to find them.

Pinterest. It’s Pinterest.

What is happening

as someone who recently moved from pinterest to Tumblr, I can assure you superwholock lives on along with merlin, lotr, and ur weird ass posts about wanting a fandom themed school. 

i’m getting war flashbacks

THE ANCIENT TEXTS

“what’s tumblr” THEYRE JUST. ITS JUST SCREENSHOTS OF TUMBLR. ON PINTEREST. ITS STILL TUMBLR ITS JUST SCREENSHOTS

That’s the very essence of Pinterest, really.

it’s funny, because many people say “oh tumblr is dead” but i see twitter, instagram, interest, and tiktok literally CHOCK full of tumblr screenshots every day. the ancient texts live on without us