absolutely FUCKED that Disco Elysium

1.) let you play as a character with a penis

2.) introduced the plot point of a hole in the world

3.) didn’t let you fuck it. didn’t even let you TRY to fuck it. didn’t even let you DISCUSS THE LOGISTICS of fucking it. I tried every dialogue option that I thought might lead to the subject of sticking my dick in it and the game let me down every time. there’s a hole? in the world? you should be able to fuck it. you can wear a jacket that says FUCK THE WORLD but you never fucking act on it. what the fuck! it’s even called THE SWALLOW. why call it that if you’re not gonna let me fuck it?! JESUS IN HEAVEN. fuck!!!!

realistically I understand why they didn’t include a graphic animation of hole-in-the-world penetration. there are probably obscenity restrictions that would have strangled it. but you should at least be able to joke about it. you should be able to bring up the possibility. maybe fucking it would help! has anyone tried? maybe it would blast your dick right out of samsara, or incinerate it, or spaghettify it*. it doesn’t matter!!! the possibility of fucking the hole should not have gone unexplored! MASSIVE oversight.

I want to apologize preemptively for any unfortunate implications I may have made in the first post when I suggested that the presence of a penis would affect a person’s inclination to fuck a hole in reality, or that lack of a penis would disinclined someone towards fucking it. I was perhaps blasé with my words. There are many ways and means to fuck a human body with or without a penis (organic or artificial) and I suspect there would be just as many ways to fuck a hole in the world. If “hole” is even the right way to conceptualize it. Maybe it is a hole in the way that an underground structure may be considered a tower.