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What, are we on a date? Get in the back.

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the-moon-pal

"using an adblocker on youtube is just like shoplifting from walmart" it's actually not but im ok with that too :)

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awaari
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theriverbeyond

i must not get takeout. takeout is the wallet-killer. takeout is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face the kitchen, fridge, and pantry. i will make choices about what to cook and then execute them. when hunger is gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.

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the-moon-pal
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c-53

When I offer a bag to a customer they usually say like ‘if you have one, that would be great’ and I’m always struck by how bizarre of an offer it would be if I didn’t have one. Like.

“Do you want a bag?”

“Yes, if you have one, that would be great :)”

“I don’t. How does it feel to want :)”

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metanarrates

hello tumblr user. in front of you stands a confident and outspoken character. your challenge today & forever is to consider the possibility they may simply have self-confidence and are not just faking to secretly cover up massive insecurities. good luck

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the-kaiju
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otherwindow

A Dark Souls-like game where the lore for a weapon gets less vague the more you upgrade it. Broken Blade: A brittle sword. You can’t seem to let it go. Unpolished Blade: A cherished weapon from ages past. Polished Blade: You remember something. Bride’s Blade: Your wife’s sword.

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yennefairr
Eskel: How was the honeymoon?
Geralt: Jaskier got drunk and tried to destroy our marriage certificate.
Geralt: He said "good luck trying to return me without a receipt".
Geralt: I love him.
#the witcher
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elriell

“How can anyone be afraid of love?”

               “How can anyone not?” His face was completely aghast.”

#the witcher