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i eat so many shrimp i got iodine poisoning

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In WarioWare: Get It Together, the "Don't Waste the Paste" microgame consists of the playable character squeezing toothpaste from a tube. As is traditional for WarioWare games, on higher difficulty levels, the toothpaste has a small chance to be replaced with an unexpected object, in this case a long dog or a long cat. Here are the graphics for the long animals, extracted from the game's files.

started playing death stranding today and man, kojima wasn't joking. this really is a strand type game

*feels something* oh no *hits dab pen, eats d8 gummy, pops a xanax, pours a glass of wine, snorts ketamine, smokes a cigarette, chugs robitussin, blends up a kratom smoothie, plugs an oxy, sublinguals valium, does 3 whippits, huffs void salts, takes a swig of skooma, eats daedra heart on pita with hummus*

アタシの砦。

#fixx201505 #シッポ追い #tailchaser #猫 #ねこ #ネコ #cat #cats #猫写真 #東京猫 #外猫 #地域猫 #ねこ部 #まちねこ #ネコスタグラム #猫好きさんと繋がりたい #nekostagram #catstagram #猫咪 #straycats #streetcats #catsofinstagram #gato #katze #고양이 #кошка #kucing #kočka #گربه

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the baby has one parent's little face marking thing and the other's coat because they're a little horse family the world is a beautiful place

Remember Cousin Skeeter from Nickelodeon? Well, try not to scream and piss and shit and cry and cum and fart and squirt and pee and poo and lick and flick and yell and moan and float and flip and twist and shout and let it all out and slip and kick and queef and squeak and drop and groan and piddle and stink and wink and gape and grease and skeet and jizz and slam and blast and fall and stand and grill and die and bless this mess and feast and heave and clap and bleat and moo and cluck and flee and fly and skip and pick and grip your lip when you see what he looks like today!