When it’s your first day of kindergarten and you see your parents leave the classroom

I was in tears 😩

I remember this pain .

this fucking show

Does anyone else reply to a text mentally but not physically then forgets to actually reply all together or is that just me

hope your pets stay healthy in 2017

I almost didn’t blog this and felt guilty

Not risking it

Movies have ruined our image of sex

I hate what the media has done to sex. It gives us unrealistic expectations of what it should be. In reality, sex isn’t this choreographed, coordinated, hot and steamy act.

Sex is clumsy. Sex is funny. Sometimes we make sounds with our bodies - little squishes, squeaks, and cracks. Do you know how many times me and my partner started cracking up because during foreplay, we remembered a joke we heard earlier? Sex should be fun - serious sex is boring sex.

It’s okay to laugh during sex. It’s good to make sure your partner is okay, to ask their consent no matter how long you’ve been together. Sex is weird, but it’s not a sinful act in a dimly lit room. It’s not all rose petals and candles.

We need to be reminded that sex is a natural act, and it isn’t a perfect choreographed dance. It’s an improvised sketch, and you’re feeding each other lines.

Do you ever get bored on the internet and then grab your phone to see what the other, smaller internet is up to?

human: ha ha ha, silly cat, that door leads to the same outside as the door you just came in

human: *this post*

Velma is all of us.

One of the best scenes of Malcolm in the Middle ever.

that fucking kid took one for the team

I can’t believe they oblitered straight men like that

Me at parties

everybody’s favourite 2011 bop, What Makes You Concussed

We all fuck up sometimes.

Sometimes we fuck up more often than others.

That’s is perfectly okay.

We’re human. We’re allowed to make mistakes. We can make them as many times as it takes us to learn.

Don’t be so hard on yourself. Have patience with yourself. You’re doing just fine.

You’re allowed to fuck up.

Broad City

what will future historians do with this 

this is The Human Experience

This is our legacy