Idiots - Thor, Loki
Part Five
pairings: Thor x Loki x Sibling!Reader, Slight Bjorn x Reader, Vikings!Crossover
warnings: probably swearing
summary: as the Y/N and Bjorn get closer it is decided that the time has come to tell the Lothbroks the complete truth.
A day after the duel and you were feeling sore as ever. After the fight a feast had been started and you, Thor, and Loki has been pampered like never before. “Such foolish midguardians.” Loki had muttered to himself as you three got your own giant heaping plate full of different meats, vegetables, bread, and a big bowl full of fruit. Of course you dug into it but you also left most of it for Thor and Loki. After talking to many people and getting annoyed by the fact that they had kept practically worshipping you, you went to bed.
When the morning sun had shone through your window you sighed and stretched. You had spent a few minutes in bed and then decided to get up and cover your naked body with a dress and then a long, red, heavy cloak with thick fur at the neckline. Then you headed out.
That’s how you ended up here. In the middle of a clearing in the woods, cold but with sun still shining through the clouds, and a big white wolf in front of you and snarling.
“Shh.” You said as you held you gripped the upper section of your skirt and crouched down. “Here.” You said and held your hand out.
You moved closer and stared the wolf in the eyes softly. You watched as it’s eyes flickered and it’s pupils got smaller. His mouth closed and suddenly a soft look spread across his face and he walked to you.
“That’s it.” You whispered as the wolf sat in front of you and put its head in your lap. You pet him softly and watched as he nuzzled his head further into your legs. “So fluffy.” You murmured to yourself as you ran your hand down his body.
A twig snapping caught your attention and the attention of the wolf. The wolf quickly got up and began snarling again. You turned and saw as Bjorn approached slowly and cautiously.
“It’s okay.” You said to the wolf and calmed him down in no time. “Go home.” You said and the wolf hesitantly turned but ran into the woods nonetheless.
“I didn’t mean to intrude.” Bjorn said as he came to stand in front of you.
“It’s no problem.” You smiled and began walking into the woods.
“How did you do that?” Bjorn asked in awe.
“I’m a goddess of nature. You know that.”
“Of course. I’d have to be living under a rock to not know the mighty Y/N, child of the Allfather, Odin, goddess of wisdom of war, a protector of the wild, and a very fierce Valkryie.”
You smiled up at him as he looked down at you. “It’s in my abilities to tame the creatures that wander midguard as it is also possible for me to shapeshift into any animal that is connected with nature.”
You giggled, “I guess the legends don’t tell you everything.”
It had gotten quiet as you two continued to venture in the woods.
“So, your mother has visions?”
“Aslaug is your mother, yes?”
Bjorn snorted, “Hardly. Lagertha is my mother.”
“Of course. One of the fiercest shiledmaidens. I can see that now.” You said looking at his features.
“All of the gods do. At least they will soon enough.”
“What do you mean?” He asked with furrowed brows.
Realizing you were once again giving off too much you rebuttaled, “That was not my information to give. I’m sorry.”
Still slightly worked up Bjorn continued, “Will Lagertha pass soon?” He asked frantically.
Your eyes widened and your steps came to a halt, “Gods no. Lagertha still has many years, many. There’s several things she must fulfill- I’m giving out too much again.”
Bjorn sighed in relief and slumped against a tree. He started laughing but stopped when his eyes landed back on your face. “You’re really pretty. That much is obvious though. You are a goddess after all.”
Your face flushed as you looked down. “Yes, but in several ways I am not so pretty.” You said and looked up at him.
“How so?” Bjorn asked and moved to step closer to you.
“I am a shield maiden of Odin. I am a protector of the realms. I have fought many battles and have come out with nasty gashes across my skin. It is not as satisfying as having a woman with soft skin. Believe me, I am not as pretty as you’d like to think.”
Bjorn was staring at you with a look you couldn’t read. He stepped closer so that your chests were touching and he reached down to cup your cheek. “You’re the most magnificent woman I have ever laid my eyes on.” Your breathing had picked up and your eyes were slightly hooded as you looked up at him. “Kiss me, Bjorn Ironside.”
You felt him lean in and your noses touch.
You quickly looked to the side at the same time Bjorn did and saw your brothers standing there watching you.
You huffed and rolled your eyes. “It’s bad enough Thor was with a mortal and now you too. I’m starting to think you two have a type and it’s even worse that we’re not even from this time!”
“Oh bite me!” You said while Bjorn looked at you three with curiosity.
“Not from this time? What do you mean?” He asked.
“Perhaps it is time we tell them.” Thor muttered as he took a bite from the peach he was carrying.
You looked over your shoulder at Bjorn who was still staring at you three. “I suppose it is.”
You turned and held your hand out. “Come Bjorn. We have more to tell we will explain once we get back to Kattegat.”
Bjorn grabbed your hand and you pulled him along.
“I have to say. Perhaps someday you will bed as many people as I have, sister.”
When you walked into the main hall several hoots and hollers could be heard. You held back from rolling your eyes as Thor and Loki practically bathed in the treatment.
Ragnar stood from his seat and thrusted his mug into the air, “We have been blessed by Odin. He has allowed for his children to walk among us and show their true forms! To them, we owe our lives.” Ragnar said as everyone yelled and downed their drinks.
You walked to Ragnar. “We have to explain something and I’d like for everyone to be listening.”
Ragnar nodded his head and quieted everyone.
“We, my brothers and I have something to say. You can either choose to believe us or not, the choice is yours. Unfortunately our father Odin was not the one who sent us here. To be honest we didn’t even know what this place was or where we were when we arrived. We were quite taken back when Rollo came to us speaking in our native tongue. A language that is not widely spoken anymore.” You said. You looked around and took note of everyone’s confused expressions. You looked to Thor and Loki as they motioned for you to continue. “As of this moment we are not from this time. The time we are from is many many many centuries in the future. We arrived here by accident when-“
You were cut off when a scrawny looking man ran into the hall.
“Floki!” Ragnar greeted enthusiastically. His tone much different than the other mans.
“The gods-“ Floki started to say.
“I know, brother. We have been graced with their presence.”
“No. Another light came from the sky. A giant flash of blue. Just by the river.”
At Floki’s comment everyone stood on high alert. Many people started grabbing weapons and shields as the women and children were told to hide.
“We will help.” Thor said as he summoned Mjölnir.
You grabbed Thor by the arm. “What if it’s the team coming for us?”
“We won’t know unless we go.” Thor muttered back.
You nodded and grabbed your sword.
“Should we change to our armor?” Loki asked.
“Now is not the time. We can change if there is a threat when we get there.” You said.
When you arrived by the river there was a giant crater on the other side. You heard movement and reached for the handle of your sword.
Groaning could be heard and you went to walk to the giant hole. Your arm was grabbed and when you turned around Bjorn was holding it. “Don’t.” He said.
“It will be fine. I can handle myself.” You said giving him a reassuring smile. He reluctantly let you go and walked towards the crater.
Smoke rolled from the dirt trees layed in ruins. You looked back at the crowds of warriors and then turned to look in the hole.
What you saw made your eyes go wide and your heart rate pick up slightly.
Whoo! Part five is done. Just a few more parts and this little series will be done, sadly. 😭
I hope you liked this and I also hope you’re having an amazing day! It’s currently 8:35 a.m. we have a two hour delay so I spent my time finishing this but yeah uhm...yeah.
and for the heck of it, i’m gonna start putting dates on here.
