So we ain't gonna talk about that ABBA just dropped two new songs for the first time in almost 40 years???
Me and my gf were talking abt good castings for Sir Walter Elliot and she suggested Jack Black and I was like "Jack Black could do any Bennet. Jack Black could do ALL the Bennets" so now my ideal P+P has Jack Black as the entire Bennet family, or at least Mrs. Bennet
Further thoughts on Jack Black as Mrs. Bennet
- He is not in drag.
- He is wearing a dress and a bonnet.
- He is the only one who seems unaware/does not acknowledge that the 5 Bennet sisters are obviously adopted
- bonus points if they're cast race-blind so they're OBVIOUSLY adopted
- It's played straight that Jack Black was a renowned beauty in his day, which is how he snared a genteel husband
- He is the only cast member not required to do a British accent
- He is in fact encouraged to do a bad British accent but only sometimes
- The bonnet that Jack Black wears is possibly the most ostentatious bonnet anyone has ever seen HOWEVER
- Each time the camera cuts away and back, Jack Black is wearing a different bonnet.
- A significant portion of the costume budget should go towards Jack Black's various bonnets
- Mr. Bennet can wear the same outfit for the entire film that's in character for him
- The changing bonnet gag is absolutely key to this film
[ID: tags reading "every time they cut back it's a different bonnet BUT it gets bigger each time" end ID]
YOU GET IT
Im WEEPING
@seatidesofthesoul you are one of several people tumblr has just decided I can’t message 🥲 but you definitely need to see this lol
Every scene where Mary is implied to be playing the piano poorly is now replaced with her absolutely shredding the keys while Mrs Bennet stands swaying in the crowd with a candle held aloft.
If anyone reading this has contact with Jack Black, PLEASE send it to him. I think he's the only person that would be more into this than anyone else in this post chain.
Godzilla once used his atomic breath to fly through the sky. Look it up. I'll wait right here.
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u forgot the best part
This came across my feed a little bit ago so I'm glad I finally have context for it
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God, that explains this:
I just didn’t think the absolute collapse of all things would include kpop.
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Think I’m just gonna start killing
The Wellerman sea shanty keeps getting better omg
looks tenderly into my beloved's eyes: "I hear you and I love your gentle thiccness"
Can’t believe im adult now. Sometimes I feel like a teletubbie with a credit card.
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Some lady next to me at the airport was crying hysterically, she got up, came back with McDonald’s and she stopped crying the second she started eating
THE WITCHER (2019– ) I SHREK (2001)
Freya Allan (Cirilla), from Making the Witcher on Netflix
Toss a coin to your ogre
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Happy New Year!
Fry is all of us this year
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Ok but, either she put that on and inflated it as soon as she got off the airplane/train/bus, or she was wearing it the whole ride and both make me crack up
Romantic winter landscape with gothic castle by Albert Bredow (1828-1899)
