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TOTAL REQUESTS: 10
no fucking way
I thought crocs were so dumb, they simply tried to eat anything that caught their eye. Now they're learning?
What's next?!?
Nah Crocodilians (the group containing all 23 extant species of crocodile, aligator, caiman etc) are actually really smart, they're just a PAIN IN THE ASS to study in the wild because they're stealthy, don't eat or move that often relative to mammals, and are largely nocturnal. That said, we've found evidence of:
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people new to tumblr angry about being blocked or writing huge paragraphs about why they chose to block someone like i promise you it’s not that deep i once blocked someone because their blog was obnoxiously orange and i hate the color orange
yeah we put your boyfr- oh she transitioned? good for her! so anyway we put your girlfriend in the fucking slop sorry
The art history version of “you’d look prettier if you smiled more”
you know what? fuck this *un-smiles your painting*
martha may whovier was the original monsterfucker
martha may whovier was the first amish bitch in her village to get her body done
what did they mean by this
listening and learning.
"Capitalism breeds innovation" girl there are only five websites left and they all look the same
If you like this check out @wastelesscrafts
This is a lovely example of how you can cover up a hole with embroidery!
One suggestion to make this mend last longer is to fix the hole first, for example by sewing on a small patch on the back or by darning it, and then adding the embroidery on top.
Rolled up the living room rug to clean my apartment/make dinner on roller skates because I suddenly remembered that I’m an adult with free will…..Life is beautiful
my betrothed just got home…..it’s always Why we’re you using kitchen knives on skates don’t do that again and never How was rollercooking did you have fun rollercooking
I love frisbee
That’s no frisbee, that’s a boomerang
this is the worst that anyone's ever done at bowling, we are so lucky to have it caught on video
Guy who wears a bib while eating someone out
Guy who wears a strap-on to joe's crab shack
I'm a girl
Sorry. Guy who wears a strap-on to joe's girl shack
all the photos of him are like this, I love that this guy understood he had been born with the face of a wizard or axe murderer and just leaned fully into it
he knew EXACTLY what he was doing
when a statue in his honour was put up in Mexico they made sure to include Asya
First thing first, I want to thank Allah for this year's Eid (😌 I've been well fed)
Second, thank you @huntersmoon1 @roygiri and @togetherhearted for the leaks.
I'm that dog y'all 😩😔☝️☝️
So apparently.. This is Luna, and she saved Jack after his fight with Mother Goose.
She runs an orphanage, which was started by a woman whose picture is on the wall. Jack recognized that woman immediately, it was Ann!!
ANNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!
