#i like to think data took him all the way to the brig tossed him in and left#and then came back 60 seconds later and was like ‘i believe i have successfully played a ‘practical joke’ on you :)’#riker loses it & claps him on the back like ‘wow. good job u rly had me going. dont ever fucking do that again’ Perfect.

Actually it’s 73 seconds. Data, knowing something of how human minds work, estimates that Riker will give him 60 seconds to come back (because humans prefer “round numbers”, however arbitrary the units). After 60 seconds it will take 4 seconds for Riker to fully process the conclusion that Data is, in fact, not coming back after all, and an additional 9 seconds to build to the optimum level of anxiety. 

After all, comedy is timing.

might flop but….. rb with ur sign & what kind of drunk you are

ok since i don't think i've seen any semi-comprehensive lists of the tumblr holidays for the reddit refugees, here it is.

IT JUST HAPPENS

WEEKLY EVENTS

YEARLY EVENTS

Team Free Will 2.0 

SOMEONE KISSED SAMMY OMG

I was always a Sam Girl I had a massive crush on this mf at age 6 lol i always thought he was cute Imma freak ohhh

Imma get off my ass and finish supernatural one day

On a side note Do y’all have any Sam ships I couldn’t think of any that I liked in particular lol… maybe him and gabriel would work? Idk

Educate me plzz

Also I headcanon Sam as Bi lol also I kinda see him as A trans guy too eep

I have quite a few Sam-ships. (I've also been a Sam-girl from the start.) I don't know how far you've gotten into the show so you might not know some of these: Saileen (Sam x Eileen Leahy), Sastiel (Sam x Castiel), Samwena (aka Samwitch, Sam x Rowena MacLeod), Sabriel (Sam x Gabriel), Moosely (aka Cram Sam x Crowley), Sam x Patrick (the poker-playing witch from 5X7) and honestly I'm willing to give just about any Sam-ship a chance (except for Lucifer, because just no, and nothing romantic/sexual with Jack.)

Random Acts Of Violets

Watercolor On Black Cotton Paper

2023, 22"x 30"

Viola odorata, Sweet Violets

ursula k. le guin, “malafrena” (1979) // james baldwin, “giovanni’s room” (1956) // kurt vonnegut, “breakfast of champions” (1973) // richard georges, “dead reckoning” (2019) // chen chen, “craft capsule: on becoming a pop-star, i mean, a poet” (2020) // neil gaiman, “american gods” (2005) // supernatural, “pilot” (2005), “home” (2005), “on the head of a pin” (2009), “the rapture” (2009), “swan song” (2010), “citizen fang” (2012), “slumber party” (2013), “baby” (2015)

I feel cheated. no one on Reddit told me that tumblr is a serotonin factory. Keep liking and reblogging my posts please thanks

Just don't fly too close to the sun.

Throw me to the sun and I’ll get it pregnant

Fellas (gender neutral), you heard him. Ready the catapults.

sam winchester graphic challenge  |  bloodiedpalm vs. sinfulsammy

prompt: broken crown by mumford and sons

wtf did tracy chapman put in fast car though cus every time I hear it I start exhibiting behaviours unknown to mankind

Planet Earth II (2016) Episode 03 “Jungles” Directed by Emma Napper

ATTENTION

If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)

ALRIGHT FOLKS

insp.