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I don't normally do this but if anyone would want to donate to help me move out from my abusive transphobic family it'd be greatly appreciated. every little bit helps!

everything is being held in a secret savings account so my family can't get to it

m0nsterjuice is a good friend and a talented artist who really deserves a chance to strike out on his own, if y'all could kick him some money it would mean a lot to me

jokes that will literally never not be funny to me:

TIL “Yankee Doodle” was written by the British to mock americans. “Doodle” is thought to come from the German “dödel”, meaning “fool” or “simpleton” and “macaroni,” a flamboyantly stylish type of dress, painting the Yankees as morons who thought placing a feather in one’s cap made them a “dandy.”

via reddit.com

so you’re telling me that “stuck a feather in his hat and called it macaroni” would be like saying “wrote a G on his belt and called it gucci”

that’s…a pretty good analogy actually

US moron came to town

Hunting for some coochie

Wrote a G up on his belt

And this bitch called it Gucci

Seeing my notifications get flooded with this every July 4th is the only thing I respect about America

i think this screenshot from our cyber safety training at work has potential as a reaction image

pls god where is the fourth of julie goodbye 2007 hello 2008

dear dire

This is from “Old Gays Try Grindr” and i’m dying

i like that the name nuzlocke stuck. like the original thing was just called hard mode but it featured a nuzleaf named after locke from lost and to this day its still called a nuzlocke. theres even variations like wonderlocke. like the locke part became a suffix. i like that. i really like how words happen

thats him

"biblical angels" you do realise there are angels in the old testament that are literally just regular looking guys, right? you do know that the hallucinogenic incoherent descriptions are in like. two books. and the rest of the time angels are just guys. you know that, right?

and I'm not saying don't have fun with weird angels. I'm saying, either the eldritch forms are for special occasions, or the society of the angels is Many-Eyed-Many-Winged-Interlocking-Circles, Four-Faces-Six-Wings, and Mike.

Literally Raphael is just a normal person!

this is what the heavenly breakroom is like

Oh no now I love the water cooler angel

ok so here's the thing

let's draw a horse

Legs are looking a little weak at the moment

final moments left to take part in horse creation!

Good job, everyone!

Weapon idea: a retro-causality pistol, loaded with bullets made of justification. When you fire it at someone, it changes history to provide a reason for you to have shot them.

Finally, you’ve killed the man who murdered your wife. But was she dead before you pulled the trigger? You will never know.

I don’t think I was even married before I shot them. I probably shouldn’t tell my kids that they’re just a metacausal byproduct of finding an excuse to shoot someone; that’s a hell of an existential crisis to inflict on a child.

You, you get it!

One time a DM let me play a Venom inspired character where I played the host and my long distance girlfriend played the symbiotic alien. How we did this was set up a discord call where she could hear everything said at the table but I had one head phone in my ear and only I could hear what she was saying and if I wanted to respond I had to speak out loud. That was fun.

workout mix

Hey weather app quick question what does “106% humidity” MEAN

Well that’s something crested geckos and I have in common then

Prophets will see you flash your right turn signal and say "it is because in the end there was nothing left" and you're supposed to jutlst be fine with it