To all the porn bots that keep following this account:
- Impressive. Look at you go!
- What should I practice for my self-indulgent behavior? Send tips.
Disney: we vaguely implied that the villain’s toady was into him! :D canon representation!!! :D :D :D
Marvel Studios (also Disney): we had a nameless extra ask about his husband :) you’re welcome :)
PBS: The title character’s elementary school teacher will get married to a man on-screen and all of his students will be there to support him, nbd.
killtheboyband-deactivated20220
I need people reblogging this without context to know that this is literally a quote from the tv show Hannibal.
What do centaurs do with their arms while they run?
stealing-your-girlfriend
Don’t fuck me up like this
bitchthefuck1-deactivated202204
I’ll never get over how fucking ridiculous the post-hunger games dystopian YA trend was. Every book was “society is sorted into *rolls dice* 5 groups based on *picks card* astrology signs. It is illegal to *throws dart at wall* sing. The main character is special because she *spins wheel* knows how to read. Two boys are in love with her.”
op i need you to read the synopsis for this book
westsounded-deactivated20221005
bro it's 2021. get pegged, eat your own cum, idk live a little
Featuring JT, because this is my kind of stupid
Mas definitely bought him half of these
Charles: *gently taps table*
Erik: *taps back*
Emma: What are they doing?
Jean: Morse code.
Erik: *aggressively taps table*
Charles, slamming hands down: YOU TAKE THAT BACK—
Venom making breakfast for Eddie.
Venom: Let There Be Carnage (2021), dir. Andy Serkis
I manifested this a year ago
