A beautiful elven bride has been found at CVS.
this is among one of the funniest ask i have ever seen someone get sorry
nah i actually love how ppl compare everybody abd their mother 2 the nazis/the holocaust jts very funny 2 (((me)))
@esotericdeath good try but jts actually smth much better
dragons can't lie in dovahzul so when they first discovered the concept of lying from mortals they were completely floored. what do you mean you're considered a great warrior in your hometown, bjorn. you aren't. look at you. you can't just say that
most of them eventually learned to lie in mortal languages but never stopped finding the whole concept extremely funny. dragon humor often amounts to one dragon saying something patently false to the other and then cackling about it for ten minutes
anyone else find that line about "standard industry practices" hilarious
There was a group of angels at the bar tonight. Super intense vibe, but they kept to themselves and didn't disturb the other patrons, except for one point when they all suddenly burst into cheers and ordered a round for the bar. I asked what they were celebrating. They told me that for a split second all of the air molecules bounced petfectly into one corner of the room. It's like their version of the dvd screensaver.
there is a demon in your house named CARBON MONOXIDE. he enchants your mind with confusion and your body with exhaustion. you need to call a powerful exorcist named HVAC TECHNICIAN
this is possibly the funniest terf take i’ve ever seen. trans people, hate to tell you this but buying clothes is actually capitalist and you should stop /j.
Clothing didn't exist before capitalism
Only Real Men can be anticapitalist. Real Women need capitalism for the makeup and clothing they require to be a Real Woman, and therefore can't fight the system
"You can't be transgender AND be an enemy of Rome, because your ideology inevitably relies on drinking the urine of pregnant Scythian mares to function. How else would you get an infinite supply of togas, beeswax cosmetics, pregnant mare urine, etc."
SHUT UP. SHUT THE FUCK UP. RETIRE. KYS.
Vacuous nothingburger culture devoid of any soul or relationality to humanity. Literally one of the most evil things to happen in history being turned into Product to be Consumed to sell movie tickets. Vile.
are people getting mad about two movies coming out on the same day or is there something I don't get?
legitimately asking btw, what's the issue here
Oppenheimer is a self-pitying biopic about the man who invented the atomic bomb, which was then used to immolate 250,000 people alive (mostly civilians). Imagine if someone made a movie about how the Holocaust made the camp guards really sad and it came out the same day as idk fucking Sonic or something and it became a meme which then became a marketing gimmick. And the memes were made by Germans.
@staff openly tagging face selfies of trans women as sexual content after you already lost ONE lawsuit over queerphobic moderation is quite a fucking move
How is Westminster a real place
late night sausage rolls got me actin criminally and disorderly
In the United Kingdom there is a curfew for eating sausage roles past 11:00 enforced by the King's secret police
obsessed with the fact humans successfully made computers to do math so now we are making computers worse at math
“it’s weird for queer minors to be friends with queer adults” oh my god. ohhh my god.
intergenerational community support, especially in a community that is split so much age wise as the queer community, is immensely fucking important. get to know older queers and younger queers. this is how communities frazzle out and die to infighting.
the hypothetical queer adult that people are mad over in the post this is refrencing is 35 years old. only 35.
its weird for any minors to be friends with any adults, queer or not. There should be no reason why unrelated adults or minors should be making close relationships in any sense outside of professional ones. I understand wanting education, but they can be taught when they are adults as well.
is this a joke.
people complaining about people online not respecting christianity are some of the whiniest bitches alive. sorry that people are allowed to make fun of your religion now i guess you'll just have to settle for the paltry centuries of global hegemony it enjoyed. sorry