Yumeko: you know, i’m jealous of you

Mary: huh? why?

Yumeko: your partner is way hotter than mine *walks away*

Mary: wait but

Mary: but wE ARE DATIN-

Mary: COME BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT

I saw the opportunity and had to take it.

The Student Council of Kakegurui Compulsive Gambler

(Minus Itsuki bc she was literally just on it for two eps)

Kirari Momobami:



"Sometimes I let my matches burn down to my fingers just to feel something, anything"

Likes a game

"Sister let me masquerade as you for a few days so I can reveal myself during a gamble it'll be so dramatic and mystical"

Could and probably will kill you

"They think I'm being silent and mysterious but really I've had wii music playing on repeat in my head"

Probably was that one kid who managed to keep a goldfish alive for years

Sayaka Igarashi:

Very Stressed All The Time

Needs a Nap

Is very thirsty

Like. VERY thirsty

Just wants things to get Done but the rest of them are all chaotic as shit so she never can

Probably has a mental breakdown every other night

Wants people to act logically but knows that'll never happen

 Ririka Momobami:

Actual Baby

"If I just put all my emotions in this box I'll never have to deal with them until I die"

Needs a hug

A shy bean

"What can I do to avoid my crippling fear of talking to people when I'm the Vice President of the school? Wear a creepy mask with a voice modulator of course"

Also wears the mask because she has no poker face in interacting with human beings

Will cry if you shout at her

Creepy person with a mask always covering her face? She must be scary.

SIKE she's just a baby with anxiety

 Runa yomozuki:

Annoying and knows it

Loves drama but never participates

Big sweet tooth

Never seen anywhere without her onesie. Midari once swears she saw her bathing in it

They're not sure how she's alive. no one has ever seen her eat anything other than lollipops

Gremlin

 Kaede Manyuda:

Kind of a butt

Thinks he's all that but he's not

Would beat you in chess

Would just beat you in general

Doesn't understand social cues

"Was she flirting with me?" "Kaede she literally launched herself at you." "Yes but was she flirting with me?"

Got his ass beat so hard his hair turned into an old man's because of it

Tbh deserved it

Midari Ikishima:

Batshit insane

Would kill a man for a dollar

Would kill HERSELF for a dollar

Just wants Senpai (Yumeko) to notice her

Consequently, the most hated by Yumeko

 Yuriko Nishinotouin:

Also very stressed

Probably has heart issues tbh

Is somehow both overconfident and has self-esteem issues

Very done with Kirari's shit

Just wants to graduate and be Done With It

Forever mood is Done™

The Mom Friend

 Yumemi Yumemite:

Would kill everyone in the world for a snickers

youre not you when youre hungry

Hates the world

Surprisingly good actress. it helps when you're holding in so much suppressed rage

One and only true friend is her manager

Probably has a few dead bodies to her name

The accuracy

no harm in giving DT some small extra assignments.

Yumeko’s interactions with others are priceless 

#let yumeko hug her…

can you believe it took them four more episodes after this to kiss?

... miss thang

Dom and Kat talking about the Wayhaught scene in 4x02

Peek-a-Boo

Everyone says Riverdale is the most batshit show but Glee walked shitfaced out of the bar so Riverdale could run into oncoming traffic

exile as a concept is so funny. it's like "we don't care what you do after you leave just as long as you get the fuck out and we never have to see you ever again"

bad vibes banished

by order of his majesty the king:

𝕭𝖊𝖌𝖔𝖓𝖊, 𝕿𝖍𝖔𝖙

KARMY + kisses

Still my favorite “Daddy Haught” scene.

I have to find Waverly, okay?

me: *puts lipstick on, kisses the page and sprays it with perfume, passes the attendance sheet*

Kat and Dom talking about the Eve scene