this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies
We need to reblog this so much that the post breaks
Do not like
Keep. Reblogging.
i woke up and saw this and reblogged just for thin now any who back to sleep
So, anyone wanna move to discord and twitter with me?
….we should have realized this when it was presented to us
Whos next
So, to say the least, my mom naming the batfam blew up. I thought that was hilarious, so I decided to have my mom name the Young Justice characters and was once again reminded that my mom might genuinely be the funniest human on Earth. Here’s how it went:
Mom- “I know him! That’s Nightbat!”
Me- “Nightwing.”
Mom- “Closer than last time!”
Mom- “That’s…Flash.”
Me- “No!”
Mom, panicked now- “FLASH MAN!”
Me- “Adding ‘man’ doesn’t change it!”
Mom- “Poison Ivy.”
Me- “Try again.”
Mom- “…..Green Woman.”
Mom- “Wasp Man?”
Me- “WHAT?!”
Mom- “He looks strange!”
Me- “He’s…water themed.”
Mom- “….Shark Man.”
Mom- “Arrow Girl?”
Me- “Not quite.”
Mom- “Green Arrow Girl.”
Mom- “Superboy.”
Me- “Yeah! His costume here is just a t-shirt.”
Mom- “Nobody wears capes anymore. Capes are so 1950’s.”
Mom- “Hawkeye boy? Lil’ Hawkeye?”
Me- “Mama, sTOP, that’s Marvel!”
Mom, frantic- “uH, GREEN ARROW BOY!”
Mom- “Abracadabra!”
Me- “You’re actually really good at coming up with superhero names, but no. It’s Zatanna.”
Mom- “How the hell was I supposed to guess that?”
Mom- “Robin?”
Me- “Yup!”
Mom- “He needs to pick a costume!”
Mom- “That’s…Electron Man.”
Me- “What?”
Mom- “He looks electric!”
Mom- “…Flash?”
Me- “They’re not all Flash!”
Mom, without hesitation- “The Streak? Streaker? Flashpoint? Flashdance?”
Me- “IMPULSE!”
Mom- “Never heard of him.”
Mom- “….Tweaker?”
Me- “I’m sorry, what?!”
Mom- “R-Red Streak?!”
(Very long moment of silence)
Mom, whispering- “God, I want to call her The Streak so bad.”
Me- “Please don-“
Mom- “HOT FLASH!”
(she said it was such confidence that it almost convinced me)
Mom- “…Mothman.”
Me- “What?”
Mom- “He looks like a moth!”
Me- “He’s a water dude, try again!”
Mom- “….Lagoon Boy.”
Me, in shock- “How did you know?!”
Mom- “Wait, I’m right?”
Mom- “Wonder Girl.”
Me- “Nice one!”
Mom- “I’m really good at this.”
I wanted sushi … but this sounds amazing right now.
[ Urge to shove the shard to his heart intensifies ]
Hahahaha
WHAT!!!!!
This is fantastic! Give me more!!!!
WOW
he did that
