Traffic Mages - Do not mess with them or else you shall be hexed with the despair of 100 people stuck in LA traffic
Make resurrection less reliable by making it an all or nothing thing.
That is, you either bring back no dead people or every dead person. No inbetween.
Forgive me, but i was wondering if you could elaborate a bit more. Do you mean everyone who died in that particular battle, that war, everyone whose death the caster has personally witnessed, everyone the caster has ever killed, everyone whose death the caster witnessed (or alternatively everyone they killed) in the past x amount of time (and/or within x distance of the caster), everyone who has ever died in the history of time, like.....
Additionally, what would the implications be if you used this NerfedRes spell on a species besides a humanoid race? In fact, would it affect humans if the caster's primary target was an elf (or any similar situation with two or more humanoid races present)?
The possibilities are, like, A Lot, and that might've been the point n I jus missed it 😅
No, no, I mean every dead person.
All or nothing. Either you bring back every sapient being to have ever died or you bring back no-one.
define sapience
Everyone suddenly remembers their past lives. You’re doing everything you can to lie about who you were before. “just a common life, honestly boring.”- probably the biggest lie of the century.
this always gets me very warm in the face >/////<
Too good not to have here lol
After 8 foot tall lady dimitrescu went on a rampage through the internet getting everyone horny as fuck, I stopped being dysphoric about my height and instead use it to my advantage
Let Them Say Fuck, Semi-Finals
24 HOURS LEFT!
After leading for most of the week, Candace is now trailing on 49.3. But we can still recover this! Our active fanbase may be smaller, but we're putting up a hell of a fight!
Come on, guys! Let Candace express her teenage rage!
This is also supposed to be an art blog so I figure it's about time I actually posted some art if I'm gonna be spamming poll stuff.
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WHAT is this ad
she doesn’t even make him semi-hard
Guys do u know that one meme where there's a girl and like a bodyguard (???) ordering drinks and the waiter give them the wrong drinks so they switch them on the last panel,???????? BECAUSE I C1NT FING IT^
I FUCKIBG GOT IT RAAAAAHHHHHHH 💥💥💥💥💥
Trying my best to spread this
Sorry for not giving the link earlier 💔
Taking the red hats off of half a dozen gnomes and loading them carefully, tearfully, into a revolver.
Please could you gnomes just hold the fuck still- wait
Where’s the sixth one
runs away as fast as fuckign possible coughing and and hacking and wheezing and crying
reblog to enlist your mutuals in building the House :)
I have made a strategical error
This continues to be the funniest thing that's ever happened to me on this website
With your help we can get to 30% flesh!!!
FLESH! FLESH! FLESH!
At the haunted house (chanting): flesh, flesh-
Ghosts: flesh, FLESH
House (pounding her doors): FLESH, FLESH, FLESH!
Of course this thing is mostly flesh. What is a human body if not a house of a billion microorganisms haunted by a soul wholly unknowable to it's residents?
🚨⚠️ATTENTION FELLOW WRITERS⚠️🚨
If you use Google Docs for your writing, I highly encourage you to download your work, delete it from Google Docs, and transfer it to a different program/site, unless you want AI to start leeching off your hard work!!!
I personally have switched to Libre Office, but there are many different options. I recommend checking out r/degoogle for options.
Please reblog to spread the word!!
Crypt Pad can be an option too!
Throwback to my first time cheating at multiplayer minecraft. Put your torches down, let me explain. And no, I haven’t done it since.
I don’t remember what version it was, only that it was a very long time ago. Food healed hearts directly, and- this is the important part- mossy cobblestone could not be crafted or mined anywhere in the overworld save the floors of dungeons.
It also was a brilliant, vibrant green, so much more aggressive than its current gentle texture, but that’s neither here nor there.
I was playing on a survival server I’ve long since forgotten the name of, and I was putting the finishing touches on my lovely brick house. But the floor, no no. I was a picky child; only the finest of flooring would do.
I wanted mossy cobblestone.
Immediately I was at an impasse. I could strip mine and explore caves in the hope of finding one dungeon; but I needed two whole stacks of it for my floor. There was no /locate command at the time, and I knew nobody else well enough to ask for it. And at the time, chunkbase and other seed scanning tools didn’t exist; not that it would have helped, since I didn’t have the world seed.
Perplexed, I logged off and consulted with friends at school the next day.
There, I was advised to try an x-ray texture pack.
So I did.
And it worked a treat! The dungeons were rendered perfectly visible to me, and I easily dug straight down (smart and subtle!) and raked in the precious mossy cobblestone I needed.
At one point, one of the mods asked me in chat if I was x-raying. Having just turned off the pack minutes before the message came through, I cheerfully said no and skipped off to finish my floor.
At no point during this entire exercise did it occur to child me to use the x-ray pack to mine for the diamonds I could clearly see.
(this isn't sarcastic btw you were using xray correctly 💯)
i’ll never get over the fact that there’s a movie called “snakes on a plane” and in that movie there’s a line that is, verbatim, “ive had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane”.
that is absolutely bonkers. that’s ridiculous. that’s like making a movie called “gators in the sewer” and having someone in the movie say “im getting really sick and tired of these fucking gators in the sewer”
deanscourse
the funny part is that the alternate title was something mundane like “flight 93″ and samuel l. jackson made the director change it back to “snakes on a plane” bc he said it was the only reason he auditioned
oh my god, the youth have forgotten that there was a huge viral phenomenon when this movie was being filmed, where the internet got wind of the working title snakes on a plane, and a) demanded that title be made official, b) CAME UP WITH the line about these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane, and c) GOT THE LINE INCLUDED IN THE ACTUAL MOVIE
You forgot the part where three up and coming bands in the emo scene collaborated to write a song called Snakes On a Plane and filmed a music video of themselves smuggling snakes onto a plane, and it practically launched all of their careers.
If you think for one second of my worthless life I have forgotten “Bring It (Snakes on a Plane)” released by Cobra Starship (2006) then you can think the fuck again
'fun' fact: you can starve to death and be fat the entire time. this piece of information saved my life, so i'd like to share it as widely as possible.
there's a common misconception that starvation will necessarily make you emaciated, and that if someone is fat they must be getting enough to eat, or an excessive amount.
this just isn't true. fat is an organ, not an inert storage of 'excess' calories. the old idea that gaining weight is caused by taking in more calories than your body needs, and its corollary that reducing caloric intake will automatically result in weight loss, is simply not true. the human metabolism is just way more complex than that.
one thing that can commonly happen is that, faced with repeated or long term caloric deficit, the body chooses to prioritize fat accumulation over other things in hopes of assuring survival. this can occur due to food insecurity, eating disorders, illness, dieting, or other factors.
caloric deficit can sometimes cause weight loss, certainly. but not in everyone, and not in the long term. 95% of dieters, for example, regain the lost weight and often more in addition. the science overwhelmingly supports this, including studies created by people who were trying to find long term weight loss methods. intentional weight loss is impossible in the long term in most cases, and the methods people use to attempt it are harmful to their health.
so yeah. whether due to anorexia, food insecurity, illness, or anything else - a person can be starving and still fat. or become fat(ter) due to repeated or ongoing caloric deficit, or both.
you can be fat and need a feeding tube, though medical fatphobia often makes medical professionals insist otherwise, to fat people's detriment or death. people can starve to death while fat.
Someone doesn't have to be emaciated to be anorexic. It's behavior, not physique, that makes it a disorder.
your comment is correct but one of your tags is not.
"#fat stores mean you can survive the next famine"
the entire point of my post, indeed the first sentence, is that you can starve to death and remain fat. having body fat very much does not mean that you can survive famine. because, as i also said in the post, fat is an organ, not a 'store' you can draw on as needed.
when starving, the body begins to consume itself. it does not start with the fat preferentially. you also begin to digest muscles, which includes your heart, and organs. fat is an organ and having a larger fat organ will not in itself save you.
i am not trying to tell you off here, but make an important correction for others who may see this. if my tone comes across as harsh, please excuse me. i'm very tired and lack the energy to modulate the tone of this. it's not personal.
Booster Gold casually mentions something about an 'infinite realms' during a League meeting. When questioned he goes, "Well, you know, the ghost zone."
Silence.
"... Oh, is this before they went to the UN? Wild. I could have sworn it happened in the first half of this decade- well, there's still time. Don't worry about it, you'll find out soon. This is one of those things it's a bad idea to interfere with."
The League has so many questions. He nopes the fuck out to avoid giving answers.
Homie I am kissing you on the mouth I love this so much.
Booster going “oh fuck I wasn’t meant to mention that.”
It’s too late. Cyborg and Batman have already taken mental note to research this Infinite Realms later.
He keeps making it worse he is actively making it wose for whatever is gonna happen in the UN
He keeps refusing to answer because "what happens needs to happen" talking about danny verbally degrading the un for allowing the attacks on his people and threatening war
What the justice league hear though is something terrible happens in the un but ultimately leads to something better
Plot twist! Booster was actually SUPPOSED to mention it, he was the catalist that really allowed things to get going. he's the only one who KNOWS the whole story and is the adult/hero support danny needed behind him when everyone passed him off as just a kid like @kawaiikenna says
@kawaiikenna 's post that @silverheartlugia2000 was talking about
when the power went out i heard an explosion and my boyfriend was like “a transformer probably busted” and i deadass thought he meant Optimus Prime was out there nutting
Made me think of this post
I finished Tears of The Kingdom! I can finally draw in peace again ;;
The idea of the magic card "Swords to plowshares" is essentially that target creature rejects the way of the sword and becomes a farmer instead, hence you lose them as a combatant but gain the health from their farming.
This is really fuckin funny in conjunction with a lot of potential targets for that card. Can you just imagine you're an average farmer in an MTG plane, have a normal-ass day, and all of a sudden you look to the east, and stretching up past the clouds you see Ulamog, the despoiler, one of the infamous eldrazi titans, a creature that corrupts all that is good by its mere presence. And all the enormous bastard is doing is using their massive fuckin tendrils to plow the land and plant potatos, and tend to their flocks of eldrazi spawn, and then it turns its eyeless head thats the size of several cities at you and tips its wide brimmed straw hat at you and continues going about its worm.