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JustABoy

@weirdtrashweirdobcican

i’m using Internet Explorer, i hope this posts quickly. happy new year 2011

The longer this goes on for the funnier it gets

The fact that, not only am I seeing this in 2020, but that I did not see hide nor hair of it till a week after New year’s, makes it 2984% better

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Anonymous asked:

what’s a good cutoff age for tumblr

no one should be on tumblr

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I met the woman of my dreams on Tumblr ^_^

I met the man of my dreams on Tumblr 👀😁

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i met a girl who made a hate blog about me and threatened to leak my nudes!!!

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Great post guys, hit the showers

tadhdfw you agree to take your friends to the store later via text and when they show up with groceries bags youre like wtf since when was that our plans and it was all along apparently you just cant read  

adhd gothic

  • you want to watch a movie. you put it on. two hours have passed. you haven’t watched the movie. there are five new tasks in front of you. you want to watch a different movie.
  • there is an object in your hand. it is extremely important you don’t lose it. you look down. there is nothing in your hand.
  • you don’t know your friend’s name. you’ve been friends for months. they just told you their name. you do not know their name.
  • your friend doesn’t laugh at your joke. why didn’t they laugh? do they hate you? they assure you otherwise. you know they are lying. did they ever like you?
  • someone asks you what you just said. did you say something? you said so many things. you said nothing. you said everything.
  • there is something you’re forgetting. you check. you check again. there is nothing you’re forgetting. there is something you’re forgetting.
  • you had something to say. you can’t remember. it was important. wasn’t it? you can’t remember. 
  • there is a task that needs to be done. it should take ten minutes. you check the clock. it’s been five minutes. you check the clock. it’s been two days.

Someone said "Are you really so stupid to think that Africa has the same technological advances as us? If they did they would probably have clean water and not live in houses made of sticks and mud. Get over yourself and stop being so ignorant."..... Below is a tiny collection of images of the Africa they refuse to show you..

ches

I’m sorry you’ve been made to believe that the whole of Africa is poor, I really am..

Reblogging for those of you who think Africa is only what the media and movies portrays it to be

This fucks me up because it’s scary to think that we can be showed something all our lives and not even know it’s a lie

And that my friend is the power of propaganda, indoctrination, and media

Are these pictures of South Africa or of Africa as a whole? 

@the-collecting-turnip From top to bottom:

1. Port Elizabeth (South Africa)

2. Unknown

3. Nairobi (Kenya)

4. Pretoria (South Africa)

5. Aburi Botanical Gardens (Ghana)

6. Cape Town (South Africa)

7. Pretoria (South Africa)

8. Harare (Zimbabwe)

9. Windhoek (Namibia)

10. Windhoek (Namibia)

To @kushandwizdom this is a rather unfair portrayal of Africa as a whole since half of these are literally just South Africa.  So Instead to add to this post and better dispel the myth of Africa as the vast wasteland of poverty most people think, I found a much more mixed collection of pics from various countries.

Luanda, Angola

Agadir, Morocco

Lagos, Nigeria

Cairo, Egypt

Port Louis, Mauritius

Abidjan, Cote d’Ivoire

Algiers, Algeria

Tripoli, Libya

Dar es Salaam, Tanzania

Tunis, Tunisia

So, there, a much better case demonstrating the various major cities around Africa showing it isn’t some technologically backwards continent, but actually pretty up-and-coming in the world of commerce.

I once was talking to my Ethiopian manager about ignorant people asking her dumb shit about her life before she moved to the states…

the worst story she told me about was when she told a fellow student (at a fairly prestigious university) about a concert she went to back home. The other student responded with “omg you have music there!?” 🤦🏾‍♀️

Rebloging, because we need to see these pictures. 

As for stupid questions: “do you have grocery stores in Ecuador?”

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These are great!

A redneck neighbor once asked my mom (in the 80s) if they had cars in Peru. Sigh.

This is the product of poor world history in school & little current affairs coverage outside Western Europe, except for catastrophes, so all we see are the war torn, poverty stricken, disaster-affected parts on the news. And racism, of course.

I bet most Americans who think that African countries are just completely poverty stricken have no idea what the US looks like in its poorest areas, not everywhere in the US is nice suburbs or unrealistically large apartments on tv

Los Angeles, California

Hartford, Connecticut

New Orleans, Louisiana

Camden, New Jersey

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

McDowell County, West Virginia

Flint, Michigan

Washington, D.C.

this American girl asked me if we had sparkling water in Korea…. sis….. I have a soda maker at home….

Who needs some sources to Transgender Brain Sex Studies? I have lots.

All of these prove you need Dysphoria to be Transgender and that being a gender is based off of brain sex. Being Transgender isn’t a choice.

Hope this clears up things and helps with discourse against Transphobes. Enjoy.

Reblog this, baybee!

😘

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*playing a game*

*realizes i have homework and starts doing that*

*gets bored a couple minutes later*

*decides to learn spanish and opens up duolingo*

*gets a text from someone, opens it, but never responds because the cat wants to play and i start doing that instead*

“oh wow the house is a bit dirty i should clean”

*tidies up for like 10 minutes*

“huh, this thing i found is neat, i should research the company that made it and its history”

*goes back to computer*

“oh haha i forgot i was on duolingo :) lets look up some language learning tips so i can become fluent quickly”

“yeah you know what fuck this, i wanna draw”

*grabs the closest pencil, which was on the homework assignment i never finished*

“i should get back to that, but right after i see how good my handwriting with my non dominant hand is”

*finally starts doing homework again, turns on some music to help concentrate*

“damn this slaps”  *proceeds to sing along and dance quietly, focuses on the lyrics and not the assignment*

if you had to drop out of a class you are not a failure

if you had to take time off school you are not a failure

if you had to leave school for good you are not a failure

your worth is not determined by academia and this goes doubly so for disabled people and others for whom school is set against them

I think the reason I enjoy Ghibli so much is it romanticizes the little things. It makes me want to bake, study, clean the house, garden, and more while listening to happy music and occasionally picking wildflowers and lying in the grass. It helps me find joy in day-to-day life and that’s honestly sooo important for my mental health.

Hayao Miyazaki has said on numerous occasions that he wants children to know that even when the world seems harsh and life is hard, it is always still worth living, and there is always something beautiful in it.

That mental health boost is intentional and Miyazaki wants you to believe that you should continue to live, even if just for those little things.

1st letter of my name: 2nd letter of my name: 1st letter of my mom’s name: 2nd letter of my mom’s name: 1st letter of my dad’s name: 2nd letter of my dad’s name:

My child’s name would be…

my name is naomi

my mum’s name is ruth

my dad’s name is tom 

MY CHILD WOULD BE CALLED FUCKING NARUTO 

Kajoma…

Arelja. The fuck?

Dazhig

Ok

Dechda

Trtode

um??

Mamado

sastir

Lemeia

Evteda

Oof

Olanst?

Ganeri

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So Google does math for you??

division

square roots

dividing percentages

IT EVEN FOILS

beautiful.

i just checked ALL of these on my calculator and they are all correct

all. fucking. correct.

DAYUM, SON! IF ONLY THIS WAS AVIALABLE WHEN I WAS ON SCHOOL >:(

HAH! You kids. When I was in school, it wouldn’t help because we still used Roman numerals back then!

AHAHAHAHAHA-

oh my god

i’ll just be over here shutting the fuck up right about now

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you can even solve geometric problems

or plot graphs

even 3D graphs!!!

Yeah, but can it-

Oh