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Polar dinos???

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right so there wasn’t much in the way of polar ice caps back in the time of dinosaurs, but places at the extreme north or south ends of the globe still got plenty cold and dinosaurs lived in all of these places.

in the far south near where Antarctica is today there were all kinds of dinosaurs, from giant long-necked Titanosaurs like Wintonotitan and Austrosaurus to medium-sized Theropods like Cryolophosaurus and Rapator! there was a full thriving ecosystem near the south pole, and you can bet those boys were fuzzy.

(src: Hannah Böving)

meanwhile in the far north near where Alaska is today, we had Theropods like the newly discovered tyrannosaur Nanuqsaurus, small Maniraptorans like Troodon, and big Cerotopsians like Pachyrhinosaurus! and again, all of these animals would have had to have a thick layer of fur-like feathers to survive the arctic climate.

it was a wild world with as varied a climate as ours is today, and dinosaurs lived in all of it. 66 million years ago, you could have found dinosaurs skidding around on glaciers and romping in the snow just as easily as you could have found them in a tropical forest, and I think we should talk about that more often.

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Evil biology facts that fill me with Fear :)

hey, I heard y’all like evil biology facts like knowledge about horse blood types.

well! today I was researching alternative biochemistries extraterrestrial life could use and. man. I think Earth life is fucked up enough for me thanks

  • biological dark matter. WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY BLOOD HAS DNA IN IT FROM NO KNOWN SOURCE. YOU CAN’T JUST SAY THAT COME BACK HERE
  • One specific cave that has been sealed for 5.5 million years and has developed an ecosystem completely dependent on chemosynthetic bacteria.
  • Was anybody going to tell me that bacteria have decided iron is yummy and are eating the Titanic, or was I supposed to just read that myself
  • Terrible Berry (yes, that’s what the genus name means). This whole thing is so fucked up. These scientists were testing whether radiation could be used to kill pathogens in food, so they dosed a tin of meat with enough radiation to kill any known living organism (as one does) but guess what, it still fucking spoiled because of THIS BASTARD FUCKER.
  • (seriously, why is it like this? WHY has a bacterium evolved to chill in radioactive waste like it’s a soothing Jacuzzi tub? What does it know that we don’t know?)
  • (ANSWERS. I WANT ANSWERS, YOU CHERNOBYL ASS BITCH.)
  • Cursed worm, which has no mouth or digestive system and depends entirely on five (5) different species of bacteria, which consume hydrogen sulfide, hydrogen monoxide, and carbon monoxide, for food. How do you, a worm, even...figure out how to do...all that?
  • Bone worms. At least they like their bones already dead. I still could have gone without knowing this was a thing.
  • “Oh, parasitic plant, that sounds c—WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING”
  • I am like half convinced this is made up. Seriously, bacteria grow their own electrical wires and we just let them?

To clarify

Evil (affectionate and admiring)

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They took the unkillable bacterium and put a Disney song inside of it.

“In 2003, U.S. scientists demonstrated D. radiodurans could be used as a means of information storage that might survive a nuclear catastrophe. They translated the song "It's a Small World" into a series of DNA segments 150 base pairs long, inserted these into the bacteria, and were able to retrieve them without errors 100 bacterial generations later.”

*opens worldbuilding notebook* *takes further notes*

“Jurassic park” except it’s realistic and they can’t clone anything older than 1 million years because dna degradation so it’s a bunch of recently extinct birds brought back to life and yet the same amount of chaos carnage and destruction occurs as well as the same amount of wonder because Irony

Remember this park would have, among other things:

- moas

- elephant birds

- dodos & Rodrigues solitaire

- terror birds

- mihirungs

- adzebills

- Sylviornithidae

- great auk

- mobs of passenger pigeons

- moa-nalo

- mole ducks (reverse platypus)

- giant swan

- giant marabou-style storks

- club-winged ibises

- teratorns

- giant Caribbean hawks

- stilt owls, including giant ones

- and so many many passerines

I think I found my new favorite rabbit hole. This voice actor does Shakespeare scenes in a southern accent and I need to see the whole damn play. Absolutely beautiful

if you're not from the us american south, there's some amazing nuances to this you may have missed. i can't really describe all of them, because i've lived here my whole life and a lot of the body language is sort of a native tongue thing. the body language is its own language, and i am not so great at teaching language. i do know i instinctively sucked on my lower teeth at the same time as he did, and when he scratched the side of his face, i was ready to take up fucking arms with him.

but y'all. the way he said "brutus is an honourable man" - each and every time it changed just a little. it was the full condemnation Shakespeare wanted it to be. it started off slightly mock sincere. barely trying to cover the sarcasm. by the end...it wasn't a threat, it was a promise.

christ, he's good.

the eliding of “you all” to “y’all” while still maintaining 2 syllables is a deliberate and brilliant act of violence. “bear with me” said exactly like i’ve heard it at every funeral. the choices of breaking and re-establishing of eye contact. the balance of rehearsed and improvised tone. A+++ get this man a hollywood contract.

y’all. As someone who grew up speaking Southern English, this is exactly how you talk at a murdered friend’s funeral

Hi Gallus, saw the post about the Caesar cartoon/Shakespeare voice actor. Pretty sure it's Adam Long, who was one of the three guys who did the Complete Works of Shakespeare (abridged) which is a very silly play. He played the ladies and fake puked a bunch. I didn't know he did cartoon voice acting too!! The whole performance is on youtube if you want a good chuckle.

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I FUCKING KNEW IT!! If you have 90 minutes and want to watch 3 extremely funny guys massacre Shakespeare, please enjoy:

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Hi Gallus, saw the post about the Caesar cartoon/Shakespeare voice actor. Pretty sure it's Adam Long, who was one of the three guys who did the Complete Works of Shakespeare (abridged) which is a very silly play. He played the ladies and fake puked a bunch. I didn't know he did cartoon voice acting too!! The whole performance is on youtube if you want a good chuckle.

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I FUCKING KNEW IT!! If you have 90 minutes and want to watch 3 extremely funny guys massacre Shakespeare, please enjoy:

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Chocolate guy did it again

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A fire hydrant that releases milk to drink after you eat spicy cookies inside said hydrant. This guy is something else

The glossy red fire hydrant, the smoked vanilla milk, but we’re all 👀🌶️⁉️

There are moments where he looks like he is sowing some kinda chaos and i love that for him

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I am very proud of this ☺️ It's a book. It looks like a book. It feels like a book!!

But anyway, this is the first 42 chapters of Mortified by Fiverivers handbound into a book ☺️ (Comparing to the fact that the fic is currently 300 chapters long, this is just a fraction of the fic and this already made a decent size book)

OH MY GOD

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a scribbled Eclipse doodle comic I made for Solar Lunacy scene I have in my head that I made months ago and completely forgot about until people let me know that it wasn’t posted, oops

anyway heee hooo hee elicpse go brrr

more nonsense doodles in Solar Lunacy AU

Solar Lunacy - @bamsara

bonus Y/N reaction image v

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KHGLKHDLSGHSD I LOVE THESE SO MUCH Sun’s quietly “ill kill you” makes me cackle

the last y/n is me, constantly, looking at ppl’s SL arts