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@weirdnoisen

Arthur | 22 | shitposting/memes, cats, other stuff I like as well as being as bi and trans as possible. He/Him | White

“your rent should be a third of your income” well wouldn’t that be nice. wouldn’t it. lower the rent pussy

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Casual observation from someone old enough to remember: in the year 2000 financial advice was that rent should be no more than 1/4 of your income.

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Until the mid 80s, the advice was that if you must rent instead of owning, then that 20% of your monthly income (oh yes, only 20%) should include all your utilities too.

After all, rent costs more than a mortgage, so it should offer more too.

The housing market is a fucking travesty.

Hmm what happened in the mid eighties....

here's the thing about "aggressive" spiders

if a spider is running right at you, it's not trying to pick a fight with an animal thousands of times its size. you're so big that it didn't recognize you as an animal at all. it thought you were part of the landscape and it's trying to either take shelter or get to higher ground. if you don't want it crawling on you just kinda stomp on the floor so it can realize you're not stable ground and fuck off

like imagine if you went to climb a tree or perhaps a mountain and then it stomped

My narcissistic hoarder mom is kicking me and my sister out because she thinks we’re cluttering up the house! We’ve tried helping her clean but she thinks we’re in her way and chose her material possessions over us.

I’m black, trans, and a lesbian please help if you can id really appreciate it🙏🏽

still reading elvira’s memoir and this is the most romantic shit I have ever read in my entire life

we go from meeting her wife

to falling in love with her wife

to KISSING her WIFE

followed by a two page POEM about how much she loves her WIFE

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PapaKoopa

A chain chomp broke its chain today, had to chase it all across the castle to catch it again smh

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BaldyMcNosehair

Just finished the prototype of a new badnik, probably my most diabolical plan yet 😈

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GanonDaMan

Guys... Heard a 'HYAH' in the distance... Might be AFK for a while

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RocketRuler

Some of the grunts just came back with a shuckle. DON'T WASTE MY TIME

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LetsaGo

Love it when I hit a block and there's a mushroom inside 🤩

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Mario Heritage Post

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Anonymous asked:

Tumblr is so fun bc someone will blog something like “tummy ache: 2 dead 3 injured” and you look on there profile and they’re 29yrs of age

do you have a problem with our aging populace having tummy aches. are our senior citizens just a joke to you

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omg ok put in the tags a food that makes u feel like life is worth living when you eat it. like u eat it and it’s soo good and everything’s fine actually

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ppl who say pasta why are u boring. good for u though

URGENT!! Help me survive before and after a kidney transplant

Hi. I’m Jay, and I’m a black, disabled non-binary lesbian and my best friend, who is my caregiver, is a white Latina woman.

On May 28, I go in for a kidney transplant due to chronic kidney disease and being on dialysis wouldn’t sustain me anymore. I currently have bed sores due to being completely bedbound from an infection. My whole care team is saying I need a hospital bed with a medical grade mattress that relieves pressure sores. The thing is we don’t exactly have $4.5k laying around and we need it fairly quickly as my bed sores are worsening by the day and they are worried about infection of the sores and then sepsis (a blood infection that you can die from).

So this mattress will quite literally save my life

My best friend is selling merchandise of her cat and this is the quickest way for us to make the money as Paypal limited both our accounts for asking for donations. The influx of money raised red flags, I guess, which is fair. The notebooks are $9 + shipping, but we have lots of different merchandise. I just love it all. Here’s the link to the notebook. The store name is www.troublethecat.ca if you rather just look at the whole catalog.

Thank you so much

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I’m now at home on IV antibiotics due to my pressure sores being so advanced. They’re worried about the infection going into my blood and if it does, my body may not be strong enough to tight it off.

Please I need this bed

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it’s funny when my friends who aren’t on tumblr send me tumblr posts from other sites cause their either an extremely popular post that i’ve seen 20 times on my dash in the last day or like. the children’s hospital post. don’t get me wrong i still appreciate their gifts but it’s like. thank you for foraging these berries for me unfortunately i live in the bush

the queen died but honestly jesse pinkman has been through so much more. the hardships he’s faced aren’t even comparable to dying at 96. until the queen has gone through what jesse pinkman has gone through i don’t feel any sympathy.