babe wake up first usa stripper union jus won !!!!!!
people used to make genuine posts imploring and begging tumblr users not to vote for Deez Nuts for president
Joel is so used to being handled that he does this and while I know he's fine I have to admit it still alarms me a little...
He is the best kitten
No fucks given, ever.
“your rent should be a third of your income” well wouldn’t that be nice. wouldn’t it. lower the rent pussy
Casual observation from someone old enough to remember: in the year 2000 financial advice was that rent should be no more than 1/4 of your income.
Until the mid 80s, the advice was that if you must rent instead of owning, then that 20% of your monthly income (oh yes, only 20%) should include all your utilities too.
After all, rent costs more than a mortgage, so it should offer more too.
The housing market is a fucking travesty.
Hmm what happened in the mid eighties....
here's the thing about "aggressive" spiders
if a spider is running right at you, it's not trying to pick a fight with an animal thousands of times its size. you're so big that it didn't recognize you as an animal at all. it thought you were part of the landscape and it's trying to either take shelter or get to higher ground. if you don't want it crawling on you just kinda stomp on the floor so it can realize you're not stable ground and fuck off
like imagine if you went to climb a tree or perhaps a mountain and then it stomped
My narcissistic hoarder mom is kicking me and my sister out because she thinks we’re cluttering up the house! We’ve tried helping her clean but she thinks we’re in her way and chose her material possessions over us.
I’m black, trans, and a lesbian please help if you can id really appreciate it🙏🏽
still reading elvira’s memoir and this is the most romantic shit I have ever read in my entire life
we go from meeting her wife
to falling in love with her wife
to KISSING her WIFE
followed by a two page POEM about how much she loves her WIFE
PapaKoopa
A chain chomp broke its chain today, had to chase it all across the castle to catch it again smh
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BaldyMcNosehair
Just finished the prototype of a new badnik, probably my most diabolical plan yet 😈
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GanonDaMan
Guys... Heard a 'HYAH' in the distance... Might be AFK for a while
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RocketRuler
Some of the grunts just came back with a shuckle. DON'T WASTE MY TIME
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LetsaGo
Love it when I hit a block and there's a mushroom inside 🤩
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Mario Heritage Post
Idealogically don't agree with omegaverse but I do understand it because I also want a world where Jensen ackles has to face more hardship
Tumblr is so fun bc someone will blog something like “tummy ache: 2 dead 3 injured” and you look on there profile and they’re 29yrs of age
do you have a problem with our aging populace having tummy aches. are our senior citizens just a joke to you
I need y'all to see this
This tag is a needed component:
Hi. I’m Jay, and I’m a black, disabled non-binary lesbian and my best friend, who is my caregiver, is a white Latina woman.
On May 28, I go in for a kidney transplant due to chronic kidney disease and being on dialysis wouldn’t sustain me anymore. I currently have bed sores due to being completely bedbound from an infection. My whole care team is saying I need a hospital bed with a medical grade mattress that relieves pressure sores. The thing is we don’t exactly have $4.5k laying around and we need it fairly quickly as my bed sores are worsening by the day and they are worried about infection of the sores and then sepsis (a blood infection that you can die from).
So this mattress will quite literally save my life
My best friend is selling merchandise of her cat and this is the quickest way for us to make the money as Paypal limited both our accounts for asking for donations. The influx of money raised red flags, I guess, which is fair. The notebooks are $9 + shipping, but we have lots of different merchandise. I just love it all. Here’s the link to the notebook. The store name is www.troublethecat.ca if you rather just look at the whole catalog.
Thank you so much
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I’m now at home on IV antibiotics due to my pressure sores being so advanced. They’re worried about the infection going into my blood and if it does, my body may not be strong enough to tight it off.
Please I need this bed
it’s funny when my friends who aren’t on tumblr send me tumblr posts from other sites cause their either an extremely popular post that i’ve seen 20 times on my dash in the last day or like. the children’s hospital post. don’t get me wrong i still appreciate their gifts but it’s like. thank you for foraging these berries for me unfortunately i live in the bush
the queen died but honestly jesse pinkman has been through so much more. the hardships he’s faced aren’t even comparable to dying at 96. until the queen has gone through what jesse pinkman has gone through i don’t feel any sympathy.
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