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Too obsessed with Heathers to talk

@weirdnerd200

Genderfluid, Marvel and Osemanverse obsessed Needs to stop getting obsessed with musicals @lexigdtumble is cute
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my dealer: got some straight gas🔥😛 this strain is called "heathers (1989)" 😳 you'll be zonked out of your gourd💯

me: yeah whatever. i don't feel shit.

5 min later: dude i swear JD just killed ram

my buddy, the ghost of Heather Chandler, pacing: JD is lying to you

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Hopping on the trend!

At first this was going to be a regular nerd Veronica but i realized fast that my Veronica is usually a chaotic dumbass

calling every gnc cis person you see an "egg waiting to crack" even as a joke is not cool or funny at all actually it is extremely invasive and weird and you are just reinventing gender roles but making it "progressive"

is it just me or is this is an extremely weird thing to say about a random stranger based on nothing but a snippet of an eavesdropped conversation

I wish the “Tonight, I shall give them the chance to express not what they were perceived to be, but what they dreamt they were” line stayed in the current script because it’s an explanation to a few things that are hard to figure out without it

A big example of this is “why aren’t they called Jane Doe’s Lament and The Ballad if Monique Gibeau if that’s what they actually are?”

A ballad is a story - Jane Doe wanted one to tell

A lament is an expression of grief or sorrow - Noel wanted tragedy

Going back to Karnak’s line - their songs are all things that they wanted, not what they had (ex. Ricky’s song. I don’t think I need to explain that one)

another one is “Why isn’t Mischa titled the most romantic boy in town?” - their titles are what the other people in Uranium viewed them as, nobody ever got to see the romantic side of Mischa until the afterlife

I thought your header was just a white wall but. Borus johnson jumpscare

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i love my broken header that jumpscares everyone who clicks on it, its not even like that on purpose, it just stopped displaying properly one day

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I'm not sure if this makes it better or worse but I didn't even click on it. [tumblr] just decided to recommend your blog and it showed up normally just like that

that IS what it's supposed to look like, i have not seen it show up properly for anyone in months

I showed this post to my boyfriend and he tried to take his shirt off like a girl and 

uh

yeah

Out of the 82k notes my post got this is by far the best comment holy shit thank u for being u

So i tried it both ways and uh

i mean how do you do the first one without pulling out all your hair?

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this made me laugh really hard….

and it made me realize that girls and boys pull their shirt off differently. /amazed

but seriously I think girls just do the cross arm thing because of HAIR like demonstrated 

So one year, one URL change, and a hair cut later, I decide to try again… FOR SCIENCE! 

Its not science unless you write it down so 

First method:

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Well done, i guess…

Second:

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I fucked up

Girls… how?

I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW WE CAN HAVE SUCH DIFFERENT WAYS OF TAKING OFF SHIRTS AND SO MUCH DIFFICULTY DOING IT THE OTHER WAY

I FIGURED IT OUT!!!!!

It’s all in the way that girl/boys shirts are made.

Girls shirts have less armpit room then boy’s do and are generally shorter so pulling it off over your head is more practical because by lifting your arms all the way up you make enough room for the sleeves to just slip off.

Boys shirts have more room and are generally longer so it is easy to slip them off over your head.

but if you take a girls shirt off like a boys shirt you will get your arms caught because there isn’t much armpit space.

and if you take a boys shirt off like a girls shit you will still have your head in it when you’ve lifted your arms all the way up because of the shirt’s length.

It has nothing to do with us. It is entirely to do with how our shirts are made. I figured it out for you. YOU’RE WELCOME!

bless you

look what is back on my dash. Jesus.

This came back but with ACTUAL SCIENCE you are the saviour of our generation

I have no words

I seriously just needed this

This deserves the 1 million+ notes it has.

Literally tumblr broke from sll the science

OK, there’s a lot of people who’ve seen way more stuff on here than I have, but that is NOT a normal glitched gif…

wait wHat i got it too

Y’all I can do it both ways really easily, and actually do the “girl” way more even though I wear guys shirts so idk

WHAT WAS THE THIRD GIF? I GOT THE GLITCH? (TUMBLR LET ME SAVE THE GLITCH?)

TUMBLR WTF?

Sometimes I wonder about this website.

world heritage post

Should Charley Pollard get a permanent slot under the new system?

This should not be about if you like Charley or not, some things to consider are:

  • are they well known enough to do well in these tournaments?
  • are they truly a companion?
  • not everyone can get a permanent slot, there is no set number being given out, but you cannot vote yes for everyone

Whether they get a permanent slot or not may not be the majority decision, where the threshold is will be determined by how many permanent slots will be given

L + ratio + you were nothing before you met me + you were playing barbies with betty finn + you were a bluebird + you were a brownie + you were a girl scout cookie